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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 436562 times)

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Offline LPS

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er I was telling my ex that she should come pheasant hunting with me.  I sort of brought it up for a couple of weeks before the season.  THEN all of a sudden I thought what the HE77 am I doing to my guys traditional hunt.  I shut up and thanked the powers abo

Offline LPS

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You get the drift. 

Offline fishwidow

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
That looks like it could be more of a stress reliever to me.

Offline Steve-o

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 :confused:

Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline glenn57

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Offline glenn57

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Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline HD

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Offline glenn57

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Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline tangle tooth

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      Yesterday morning, I was lacing up my boots when one of the strings broke. Wife looked at my boots and said the boots looked like they should be thrown out. She said I should go buy some new boots.

      I thought about that for a second and, being either tight or frugal, I didn't want to go out and buy new boots. I had a thought in my head that seemed somewhat logical. In my head it sounded OK. Until it came out of my mouth.

      I said "I've had the same wife for almost 48 years".

      How did I get to be so old? Will I get to be much older?
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

Offline HD

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Offline mike89

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      Yesterday morning, I was lacing up my boots when one of the strings broke. Wife looked at my boots and said the boots looked like they should be thrown out. She said I should go buy some new boots.

      I thought about that for a second and, being either tight or frugal, I didn't want to go out and buy new boots. I had a thought in my head that seemed somewhat logical. In my head it sounded OK. Until it came out of my mouth.

      I said "I've had the same wife for almost 48 years".

      How did I get to be so old? Will I get to be much older?

keep talking like that and you might not get much older!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline glenn57

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      Yesterday morning, I was lacing up my boots when one of the strings broke. Wife looked at my boots and said the boots looked like they should be thrown out. She said I should go buy some new boots.

      I thought about that for a second and, being either tight or frugal, I didn't want to go out and buy new boots. I had a thought in my head that seemed somewhat logical. In my head it sounded OK. Until it came out of my mouth.

      I said "I've had the same wife for almost 48 years".

      How did I get to be so old? Will I get to be much older?
:scratch: :scratch: so it happened in the morning......you posted this at 10 pm........were you hidiing the better part of the day?????? :sleazy: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: AND not because she wanted your body??? :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline tangle tooth

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      You would be surprised how fast an old, arthritic, fat man can run.
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

Offline glenn57

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      You would be surprised how fast an old, arthritic, fat man can run.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: HD's side gig!! :mooning: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline tangle tooth

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      Is that why he pays for everything with dollar bills?
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline mike89

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a guy I know who is an avid hunter is getting married this Sat!!!   sucker!!!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline Steve-o

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What was he thinkin?  :rotflmao:

Offline tangle tooth

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a guy I know who is an avid hunter is getting married this Sat!!!   sucker!!!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
On purpose?
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

Offline Pulleye16

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I have TWO friends that got married on MN deer opener…and one became a deer hunter later in life. Karma.
2023 Boar's Big Deer Contest Winner

Offline mike89

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a guy I know who is an avid hunter is getting married this Sat!!!   sucker!!!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
On purpose?

just picked a date...  but I think she is a very jealous person so it could be interesting
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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 :coffee:
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

Offline tangle tooth

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      A rod holder on one side and a beer can holder on the other? You may be on to something.
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

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Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!