surgery

[LPS]

  What a terrible thought.  Boar in a tight, short, low cut, nurse dress..... 

[mike89]

What a terrible thought.  Boar in a tight, short, low cut, nurse dress.....

either one of them!!!!   

[glenn57]

What a terrible thought.  Boar in a tight, short, low cut, nurse dress.....

well.......i was only thinking of Mike. in any of those cases........Mike wouldnt want to stay at the hospital any longer then he needed to.

i see it as a win win. Mike goes home earlier, after all its a proven fact people heal faster at home, AND we tax payers save money on an extended stay!!!!!!!!!

oh and merry christmas!!!!!!!!!

[mike89]

have to agree with ya there!!!  and the best part is I have never stayed in a hospital over since I was born!!  lucky I guess...  and so I wonder how long I'll be there???   

[delcecchi]

As a Mayo doctor once said...You don't want to stay in the hospital. There are sick people in there.

[Rebel SS]

As a Mayo doctor once said...You don't want to stay in the hospital. There are Mayo people in there.

I fixed it for ya, Delwood. 

[Leech~~]

I have never stayed in a hospital over since I was born!!  lucky I guess...   

It's nothing to worry about mike, been in a few times. It's like a Spa.  Some cute little nurse comes by with food and pillows and changes your TV channel for you and asks you how you are feeling.   

Ok, I lied, some big German gal name Helga will keep coming in at all hours of the day and night and poke you with needles take blood tests and change bags fluids on a big metal rack thing, and hopefully will ask you if you want some water!   

But, you got this man! 

[Rebel SS]

I told him to take his grill and some snauasge along. 

[Leech~~]

I told him to take his grill and some snauasge along. 

 

[delcecchi]

As a Mayo doctor once said...You don't want to stay in the hospital. There are sick people in there.

I fixed it for ya, Delwood. 

Unfixed it.  They saved my life so maybe that is why I don't feel about them like you do.

[Rebel SS]

That's what doctors are supposed to do. EMT's. Nurses. Paramed's. Corpsman.

[delcecchi]

That's what doctors are supposed to do. EMT's. Nurses. Paramed's. Corpsman.

Yeah, but folks don't always achieve the results they are supposed to.  You ought to know that having watched the Vikings. 

[Rebel SS]

 

[LPS]

I had back surgery many years ago.  I was a young single guy and the hospital was filled with cute young nurses.  My brother gave me a card that when you open it up said "Nurses Lounge" on it.  LOL  Taped it on my door and nurses kept coming in and thought it was cute as heck.  Then a cute little nurse showed up the night before my surgery and gave me an enema.  It was in one of those bottles like ketchup is in at a restaurant.  When she tried to give it to me she missed the target and I flinched and we were both embarrassed.  She said I am so sorry, I will try again.  I had no idea that was going to be part of the deal. 

Another story.  A friend of mine was about 18 and needed hernia surgery.  This big mean looking old nurse came in and said "I am here to shave you".  ???  So she pulls up my buddies gown and he starts getting a hard on when she started shaving him.  The harder he tried not to let it happen the bigger it got.  She looked at him and he smiled and she gave it a hard wack with a mean look and it shrunk immediately.   

[mike89]

oh good lord is that funny as all get out!!!!   

[glenn57]

oh good lord is that funny as all get out!!!!   

awe  I wouldnt laugh...…… your up next!!!!!!!!!

[LPS]

    Good one Glenn.

[mike89]

oh good lord is that funny as all get out!!!!   

awe  I wouldnt laugh...…… your up next!!!!!!!!!

aw heck I gots ta laugh!!  it was toooooo   funny!!!! 

[Gunner55]

oh good lord is that funny as all get out!!!!   

awe  I wouldnt laugh...…… your up next!!!!!!!!!

  He's right , hate to say that again. It got a good chuckle out of me too mike.

[delcecchi]

Makes a guy wonder, do they teach that in Nurse School, or is it part of the OJT?

[Reinhard]

LPS,  that's funny about your buddy getting a hard on while the nurse shaved the area.  Many, many years ago I went to see a doctor about me getting fixed.  Had my wife at the time with me.  He was describing the procedure to me and got the shaving part.  Said the nurse who was there would do that.  I asked him what would happen if my joy stick got hard.  The nurse laughed and said she would just slap it.  So this must happen often. 

Well I paid $150 down and left the place.  On the way home my then wife got very mad at me for saying that and that she got embarrassed.  I said it was a joke.  She didn't care and my joy stick went unemployed for some time.  I did call the doctors office up the next day to cancel the procedure and get my money back.  I figured why do it since I might get divorced from her.  I did get divorced and I'm glad I never got it done.  good luck.

[mike89]

good for you Rh!!!    and I would have said it too!!!   

[Rebel SS]

"Joy stick".....

[Bobberineyes]

No slapping going on here before the procedure,  she was good looking but tgat straight edge razor she was holding was enough for me..  good luck Mike,  best start shaving your legs now!!   

[Rebel SS]

Maybe she'll use one of those new "body groomers". Wait, what if it's a HE?! 

[delcecchi]

Maybe she'll use one of those new "body groomers". Wait, what if it's a HE?! 

None of your business asking...

[Rebel SS]

O yes it is....and I just did! Inquiring minds want to know.

[mike89]

O yes it is....and I just did! Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[delcecchi]

O yes it is....and I just did! Inquiring minds want to know.

Gender is an arbitrary construct.  It is what you choose it to be.   Haven't you been paying attention?

[Rebel SS]

Quit changing Mikey's surgery issue.   

A male is a male, a female is a female. Ya wanna be something in between and wave colorful flags, have rallies, and and hoot I'm a pansexual, best wear this hat on yer head that through visual association declares just what you really are.