"FÄW-KINN-AE

[Lee Borgersen]

  "FÄW-KINN-AE
     
   Well here's my Folley fur today!

  .....
So, I brought home my leeches from vacation as I do every year. I keep um in da garage fridge. Der in a big plastic bin filled wit water. I'd estimate dat I got bout two pounds er so. Someone gave me bout a 1/2 lb er so as day were done fishin from der vacation. At turdy buck$ a pound I make every effort ta keep um swimmin while weedin out any week/sick  lookin ones every 2 days.

I also fill an extra bucket of water up in reserve and have it sit fur 48 hours so ta remove any chlorine. Da water is changed every 2 days. I always hose off dem buggers wit freshwater from da hose den towel dry da holding bin. Da whole process is a pain in da    But, at da price of turdy dollars a pound ya got ta keep um healthy.

  Now fur da  "FÄW-KINN-AE part...........

When all done da bin was sittin on a outdoor brick boarder and I stretched my foot over da bin ta put da hose back. Well, dis is when all of da "FÄW-KINN-AE part takes place. As I pulled my foot back it hooked on da bin and overboard went da full bin of my beautiful leeches. All over my pants and into my shoe. I scrambled as best as I could ta scrape up dem puppies wit a dust pan and a piece of cardboard..


                    Da moral of da story is........

"You to will become old and clumsy some day"

[glenn57]

holy crappers.....turdy buks a pound...........dats more dem gold!!!!!!!!!!

you coulda just dropped dem off at my house and saved ya da grief. besides  :tut:aint dat a NO-NO...... crossing state lines with live bait!

dont worry Lee i wont tell anyone.......for turdy bucks!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

holy crappers.....turdy buks a pound...........dats more dem gold!!!!!!!!!!

you coulda just dropped dem off at my house and saved ya da grief. besides  :tut:aint dat a NO-NO...... crossing state lines with live bait!

dont worry Lee i wont tell anyone.......for turdy bucks!!!!!!!

NO! NO! NO! Glenn I just made da whole story up just ta see if some smart  would try ta give me grief!

[glenn57]

holy crappers.....turdy buks a pound...........dats more dem gold!!!!!!!!!!

you coulda just dropped dem off at my house and saved ya da grief. besides  :tut:aint dat a NO-NO...... crossing state lines with live bait!

dont worry Lee i wont tell anyone.......for turdy bucks!!!!!!!

NO! NO! NO! Glenn I just made da whole story up just ta see if some smart  would try ta give me grief

well it worked!!!!!!!!!! dats what i'm here for!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

holy crappers.....turdy buks a pound...........dats more dem gold!!!!!!!!!!

you coulda just dropped dem off at my house and saved ya da grief. besides  :tut:aint dat a NO-NO...... crossing state lines with live bait!

dont worry Lee i wont tell anyone.......for turdy bucks!!!!!!!

NO! NO! NO! Glenn I just made da whole story up just ta see if some smart  would try ta give me grief

well it worked!!!!!!!!!! dats what i'm here for!!!!!!!!

    Bless you my son!

[Fawkinnae]

Well now I'm thoroughly confused as to what exactly happened but, your leech maintenance program was textbook. I'm taking notes. And by the way, nice job with the umlauts...

[mike89]

Well now I'm thoroughly confused as to what exactly happened but, your leech maintenance program was textbook. I'm taking notes. And by the way, nice job with the umlauts...

darn fancy words, had to look that up!!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

Well now I'm thoroughly confused as to what exactly happened but, your leech maintenance program was textbook. I'm taking notes. And by the way, nice job with the umlauts...

It's all true Fawk and as I noticed you made a spelling error. It's not spelled umlauts it's spelled omelets. Still tryin ta figure where da umlauts omelets fit in-ta da story dough ??

                                                       

[LPS]

A nice ham and cheese omelet sounds pretty darn good too!