Oh, Hell No!!! Shark Week Edition

[Steve-o]

Video: Dad Gets Pinky Bitten Off By Shark, Takes it Like a Champ

The fisherman was more ticked-off than anything after the shark chomped his finger off

[Steve-o]

He's Goona Need a Bigger Boat.   

GREAT WHITE SHARK CIRCLES KAYAK! Underwater footage

[LPS]

No thanks.  Too close for me. 

[mike89]

good eats!!!! 

[LPS]

good eats!!!!

The fisherman???  LOL

[mike89]

good eats!!!!

The fisherman???  LOL

shark is good eating!!!   

[LPS]

I would like to try it.  Years ago it was common for restaurants in the New Orleans area to have shark delivered in the wee hours so noone saw it and then they cut it into fillets the same thickness as scallops.  They would then use a cookie cutter type of thing and cut scallops out of the fillets.  It was finally found out so not as common as it used to be.  But taste wise it faked most people out. 

[Steve-o]

yeah, I heard they used to (still do  ) the same thing with sting rays.

[mike89]

shark steaks age great on the grill......  cooks like a beef steak almost..

[Steve-o]

I do think it was cool that he had two cameras rolling to film his own demise in case the shark was hungry for a little snack.

[LPS]

Ya he was good at operating those cameras.  Man that was a big shark too. 

[Steve-o]

Something right out of the movie Jaws!

Watch a Massive Great White Shark Hammer a Bluefin Tuna Inches from a Fishing Boat

Yikes!   

[mike89]

yikes is right!!!   

[glenn57]

  nothing burger here!!!!!! i catch big fish like that all the time!!!!!!!!

[mike89]

nothing burger here!!!!!! i catch big fish like that all the time!!!!!!!!

what a day dream!!!!!!   or night mare!!???

[glenn57]

nothing burger here!!!!!! i catch big fish like that all the time!!!!!!!!

what a day dream!!!!!!   or night mare!!???

[Bobberineyes]

Yeah ok, maybe the bait they were using  . Don't think id like to be on the platform at the time..

[Steve-o]

Watch: Shark Attacks and Pulls Angler Overboard in Florida Everglades/  The link has the video.

A recent video out of Florida shows the terrifying moment an angler was attacked by a shark in Everglades National Park. According to the Instagram caption, the man was rinsing his hand in murky waters when the shark breached the surface and latched on. It then yanked him overboard while his fellow fisherman screamed and scrambled to pull him back on deck.

[mike89]

bet he has a few beauty marks on his hand!!!    OUCH!!!!   

[LPS]

I bet he never does that again.  LOL

[mike89]

not a shark, and it's funny!!!


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/australian-angler-refuses-to-let-fish-take-his-favorite-pole/ar-AA1d44OF?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=cc5f83a6174641119730d88451dabb86&ei=65

[Steve-o]

Now that is what I call a fair fish fight.

[LPS]

Honey I said grab my pole.   

[Steve-o]

"We're goona need a bigger boat!"

Watch a Kayak Fisherman Accidentally Catch a Great White Shark

After the fish takes back more line, Austin’s head-mounted camera catches an incredible shot of the shark breaching several yards in front of the kayak. “That’s a porpoise,” he mistakenly concludes after getting a quick, adrenaline-infused glimpse of the leaping fish at the end of his line. “I’ve got to let that go.”

... [later] biologists at the New England Aquarium in Boston had identified his quarry as a great white shark. “They estimate it to be between 6 to 8 feet long weighing between 200 to 250 pounds,” he wrote.

[Steve-o]

This ain't exactly shark news, but (again) I didn't think we needed a separate whale thread...

Watch: Dead Whale Explodes in a Shower of Blood and Guts

A video recorded off the coast of California shows the exact moment when a decomposing whale carcass detonates

 

[mike89]

WOW!!!   that is something you don't see everyday!!! 

[roony]

Constipation

[mike89]

Constipation

with total back fire!!!!   

[Jerkbiat]

Crazy. Yuck

[Steve-o]

If there weren't any sharks on the carcass before, there will be now.