Gophers

[glenn57]

when i googled it apparently that true freshman from Esko Mn, Koi Perich, had a big day.   

[Gunner55]

I didn't watch much of the 2nd 1/2, but seen some highlights of really nice INT in the end zone & I think it was by a freshman.

[Dotch]

Watched most of it. I smell another contract extension coming!  dutchy must've been cuddling with his pj doll...

[LPS]

Watched most of it. I smell another contract extension coming!  dutchy must've been cuddling with his pj doll...

Some paramount coaching for sure.  LOL

[dutchboy]

I've been down with the regents working on a lifetime contract for PJ. We believe with this win he has earned a $10 million per year contract with an automatic raise of $2.5 million per year. Because we are sure that he's in such demand that the hang up has been do we require a $5 dollar or $10 dollar buyout when Ohio State comes calling. His automatic lifetime contract would end after his last great  grandchild passes away.

PJ forever!!!!

[glenn57]

I've been down with the regents working on a lifetime contract for PJ. We believe with this win he has earned a $10 million per year contract with an automatic raise of $2.5 million per year. Because we are sure that he's in such demand that the hang up has been do we require a $5 dollar or $10 dollar buyout when Ohio State comes calling. His automatic lifetime contract would end after his last great  grandchild passes away.

PJ forever!!!!

[LPS]

    We knew you would come around Dutch. 

[dutchboy]

When it comes to football coaches he is a combination of Lombardi, Belichick, Sabin.

[Gunner55]

  Is he looking for a new agent, db? 

[dutchboy]

I'm a little busy trying to save Baldelli his job but ya, have him give me a call Gunner. 

[Gunner55]

  Yeah, I will but I'll have to see if glenn will give me his # 1st , since he's the president of the Row the Boat Fan Club here. LPS might have it too, since I'm sure he's a charter member.

[LPS]

 

[glenn57]

Yeah, I will but I'll have to see if glenn will give me his # 1st , since he's the president of the Row the Boat Fan Club here. LPS might have it too, since I'm sure he's a charter member.

                                 

[Bobberineyes]

Just don't bring the voodoo doll with to the interview...just saying.

[LPS]

Who? You mean Glenn?   

[dutchboy]

Just don't bring the voodoo doll with to the interview...just saying.

Voo Doo doll is in for an emergency procedure, obliviously there is something wrong with it.

[glenn57]

Just don't bring the voodoo doll with to the interview...just saying.

Voo Doo doll is in for an emergency procedure, obliviously there is something wrong with it.

good thing its an emergency........there short of IV solution across the country!!!!!!!

[Dotch]

Game today! The best now 3-3 team in the country as pj said against the vaunted 1-4 UCLA Bruins! Should be a slam dunk, right?  8 p.m., sharp, just like those pins for dutchy's pj voodoo doll...

[dutchboy]

If I could find the game on local TV it would create quite the dilemma.....do I watch PJ's vaunted offense or look for a Bewitched rerun?   

Dotch you kinda buried the headline here. A win in Cali will likely qualify the Gophers for the prestigious motor oil bowl game in Detroit. You know, the bowl that allows the Gophers a few more weeks of practice to hone their craft to be able to qualify for the motor oil bowl game again next year. Also it allows (rewards) faculty, friends, alums to travel on the U's (taxpayers) dime while letting us know their share of the game is only a few 100 thousand less then the transportation lodging costs. Besides, it's a business trip. They can discuss tuition hikes and a raise for PJ all on the same trip.   

[Dotch]

The game is on the B1G network. May check in between The Incredible Dr. Pol episodes. Dr. Emily is hawt. I suspect the Gophers are not. Don't forget dutchy, row the boat, ski-u-mah & we are one MN! .. 

[LPS]

Ya Emily is hot!  Man 8 is awful late for a game. 

[Dotch]

Fer sure. I'll be lucky if I wake up around 11 & watch the Gophers ding one off the upright to lose the game! 

[Dotch]

I just saw pj say ouch! UCLA up 7-0 in the 1st qtr. dutchy must've found his pins again! 

[Dotch]

WTA...???? Gophers up in the terd 14 - 10. Ohio St. goes down in flames at Organ. No Dr. Emily on Dr. Pol tonite so Dr. Lisa will have to do...😋

[Dotch]

Unbleevable...Gophers pull off the win 21 - 17. dutchy must've fallen asleep. I know I did. Have no idea how they scored after it was 14 - 10. Zzzzzzzz...🥱

[LPS]

Same here.  My brother texted me about it this morning.  Great win.  PJ is bucking for Coach of the Year.   

[Dotch]

 

Yes, & with continued support from diehard boosters like dutchy, PJ will get that award! 

[dutchboy]

My proposed contract would indeed include a $750,000 bonus for Big money coach of the year. Thats in addition to a new BMW of course. For those that think there should be no bonus for winning games, thats what his main contract is for lets remember......he is the most sought after coach at this level of college ball. Akron, Montana State, Niagara Falls, and Augustana would all love to poach PJ and bring his exciting brand of football to there school.

Now that you got me going what is the accumulative record of the teams he's beaten this year? Maybe I can squeeze the U a bit more!!

[LPS]

 

[dutchboy]

I'll let you guys in on the plan first. In an effort to squeeze the U for a contract far more than PJ is worth the following will happen in the next couple of weeks.....

PJ will be linked to the Cowboy job after Jerry fires McCarthy in the next day or two.

PJ will be linked to the Jacksonville job after Peterson is fired next week.

I'm thinkin this lifetime contract I'm working on for PJ just might work out!