FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

[iceman]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
 
  NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
 
  NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to."
 
  NUMBER 3: "Whew! 'Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"
 
  NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
 
  And the NUMBER 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
  (Raising your head slowly) "... In Jesus' name, Amen."

[Realtree]

 :ROTFLMAO:  :: ::hittingself::

[rchaze60]

 :ROTFLMAO:

[Woody]

Good ones!  :ROTFLMAO:  ::  ::rockon::  :rock:

[holdemtwice]

VERY NICE   ::hittingself:: :: :ROTFLMAO: ::drunks:: ::dito :rock:

[GOGETTER]

I got a friend who can use these!!

[blazer]

I have to try these this week at work. :donatello:

[luvnlife]

These are alot of fun! Thanks for sharing..Amen

[Outdoors Junkie]

Those are great iceman!  :ROTFLMAO:

[PUTZ]

Number 6
Guess I was looking for A job when I came here.

[UncleDave]

Too funny.

[Big_D]

 :rock: