Let's share some of our favorite fishing, hunting or outdoor quotes.

[Joe]

"You should have been here yesterday"

[labs4me]

"You got the bait?   I left my wallet at home"

"You got the lunch?  I left my wallet at home"

or my favorite...
"You got the beer?  I left my wallet at home"

Good Luck!

Ken

[Lee Borgersen]

Ozzie Osborne.

"uuuuhhmmmuuudddduuaaammmmmvvvgggmmmmdddddmmmzz."

[Lee Borgersen]

"Early to bed and early to rise...fish like hell ...and make up lies"

[Lee Borgersen]

"I couldn't even catch a cold" :(

[Lee Borgersen]

"Jew got d face of a mac-a-roll"


From: Grumpy Old Men 2

[Lee Borgersen]

This is what I say to a boat that crowds up on me.

 "If I throw a stick, will you leave me alone?"

[Dr.Bob]

If you quit cating all those big pigs you wouldn't have that problem Lee :D.

[Lee Borgersen]

Look who's talkin I've seen some of your fish pics, not to shabby. :-X



 "May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.''

[Dr.Bob]

Thanks Lee -

As you know, you gotta go where they live.

 8)

[Wyofish]

Life is short. Fish when you want to, hunt when you want to. 'Cause what the f*** else is there to do?

[Lee Borgersen]

"Q:Do you have worms? A:Yes, but I'm fishing anyways!" :-[

[Lee Borgersen]

" Once you find the fish, they are easy to locate"

I'm still trying to figure that one out ?

 Ouote was from Artie Katz past owner of Fish On Bait and Tackle. (no wonder he went out of business!)

[jigglestick]

"A bad day fishing is allways better than a good day at work"

i can't believe nobody has posted that one yet

[Lee Borgersen]

Don't forget one of the old standard fishing reports.

"Goddafew"

[KATOMAN]

A smallmouth on a stiff rod.....always like that one

[Lee Borgersen]

 "Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon." :D

[Lee Borgersen]

 "Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy."

[JD]

"Fishermen never die, they just smell that way"

[floater]

Even a blind Squirel finds an acorn now and then. Thats what I tell my son when he consistently catches larger fish than me. >:(

[7Pines]

Being an outdoor writer that occasionally writes about my fishing exploits, I really like this one by John Gierach:
"You write what you remember and then remember what's written down." 
Remembering what's written down is the trick!
Dan

[Lee Borgersen]

"My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it."

[Lee Borgersen]

"Everyone ought to believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."

[Lee Borgersen]

Chinese Proverb: "Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently."

New Yorker Magazine: "Walleye fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.
Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.
This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water."

[WoodChuck]

  thats a good one!!! i like night line, i drink beer, i drive a ford truck with no air bag, and think about women all the time thats why i stand in ice cold water and the reason i fish TROUT. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Dave,

When you hit my age you won't have to stand in the cold water any longer, but you will still think of women all the time. :'(

[WoodChuck]

  if i ever get old and the sun does not rise, i will stand on my head and watch the sun set!!! :)

[Lee Borgersen]

''The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't.''

[Lee Borgersen]

"Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths."

[bowhunter73]

"Summer was fun, fall is here, let's go out and kill a deer."

                  Ted Nugent