Let's share some of our favorite fishing, hunting or outdoor quotes.

[Lee Borgersen]

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.

[Mayfly]

"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period." ~Ted Nugent

[thunderpout]

Attaboy Ted!  Ummmm here's mine.....(Ive allways loved this one...dont remember where I heard it, But I always think about it when Im in the outdoors, in a cool place...)         "Wherever you go....There you are..."              -thunderpout

[thunderpout]

Darn nabit!  I had a deja vu moment there...I put that one down there last year!     - T-Pout

[Lee Borgersen]

My best fishing-memory is about some fish that I never caught. 

[Lee Borgersen]

 

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[GOGETTER]

"GET THE NET"  GENO

[A-Rod]

"I GUARANTEE that we'll catch fish tonight" -Father In Law   

[CampYJewel]

Thunderpout, I believe you heard that from my dad or maybe he heard it from you!!!!!

I will have to put a vote in for "I'm just trying to be Truthful"

[Lee Borgersen]

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

[GirlGuide]

Whenever I miss a fish, (which we all know..is NOT too often  ) my husband always says, "you must not of been holdin' your mouth right!".... 

gg

[JoeFisherman]

98% of Americans say "OH crap" before going in the ditch on a slippery road.

The other 2% are from Wisconsin and they say, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."

[Bobby Bass]

" I always catch more fish, fishing. Then sitting at home wishing! "  Bobby Bass

[McGurk]

Water which is too clean hath no fish.

Think about it.

[deadeye]

"Let's see what happens"  Uncles comment after we make "loose" plans for hunting or fishing.

[McGurk]

Stolen from a movie:

A half-a$$ed plan today is better than the perfect plan tomorrow.

[Lee Borgersen]

Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed.

[GirlGuide]

Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed.

  That's a great one smg!!       gg

[Dotch]

When standing face to face talking with a goose hunting buddy in a corn field while wearing corn field pattern coveralls, he says, "Wow! That camo works so good I can't hardly see ya."

[Duckslayer]

We used to hunt permanent duck blinds in IL.  My best hunting buddy ever used to say just before it was time to go to the back and cook up some breakfast

"If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs, if we had some eggs"

And when we were chowing down on fried taters, eggs, bacon and toast in the blind he used to say

"I wonder what the poor folk are eatin today.

God I miss hunting with him!  Take care and N Joy the Hunt././Jimbo

[Lee Borgersen]

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

[Lee Borgersen]

'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.'   
 
~ Thomas Jefferson

[Cody Gruchow]

Let me shoot clean, kill clean, and if i cant kill clean, please Lord let me miss clean 

[Lee Borgersen]

 

Take a few minutes out here to enjoy some very cool quotes

With over 4,000 reads I figured we'd reincarnate this thread since it was a popular one. So post away everyone.

[Go Big Red!]

"If you shoot it, you eat it"

[Lee Borgersen]

"The time a man takes off to go fishing is not charged against his allotted time on earth." 

[FireRanger]

Grew up hearing this one from my Dad,

"Put yer Jesus boots on and walk to shore!"

His reasoning....we were in a boat for a reason, and that was not to go to shore! LOL!! Good times. 

[DDSBYDAY]

   

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[Lee Borgersen]

Lo the angler. :fishing2:


 He riseth in the morning and upsetteth the whole household. Mighty are his preparations. He goeth forth with great hope in his heart and when the day is far spent, he returneth, smelling of strong drink, and the truth is not in him.

 

  Well, sometimes

 

[Lee Borgersen]

Sticks & Stones May Break Your Bones, But The "Overfishing" Word Will Kill You! :fishing2: :fishing2: :fishing2: :fishing2: :fishing2: :fishing2: :fishing2: