Joke of the Day

[Grute Man]

A blonde was pulled over and by coincidence, the police officer was also a blonde.  The officer asked the driver for her driver's license.  Well after digging around in her purse for a few minutes, she asks the officer what a driver's license looks like.  The officer said its rectangular with your picture on it.  Well the blonde driver finds a compact with a mirror and shows that to the officer.  The officer hands it back and says, ok you're free to go.  I didn't realize you were an officer too.

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[holdemtwice]

 now thats a funny one  grute !!!!   :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[GOGETTER]

GRUTE:  LET ME GUESS!  MAYBE CAME FROM THE CHARTER TRIP WITH THE BOYS ON SUPERIOR.  LOOKS TO HAVE BEEN A GOOD TIME.  GOTTA ASK JOHN IF THE CRAWDAD BOILS ARE DONE FOR GOOD... THAT WAS FINE GRAZING.  WHEN'S THE FISH FRY???

GENO

[Grute Man]

I asked him about that and he said he needs to find a new supplier as his previous one was from New Orleans.  He wants to but has so many other irons in the fire, this one's getting kicked to the back.  I do love that chow.  The Mrs is one heck of a cook aint she? 

Yeah is good times hangin with John.  He's helped me in more ways than I can count.  His little girl is barely walking now.  Very cute; good thing she doesn't look like John hey?  :ROTFLMAO:

[iceman]

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[luvnlife]

GRUTE........ ...........LUVNLIFE