Joke - What do retired people do all day

[Mayfly]

What do retired people do all day

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

[Grute Man]

 :ROTFLMAO:  Here's one for Hilly    Hey thats the first time I used the moon smily here.

[tripnchip]

 :ROTFLMAO: If we ever team up we can have a lot of fun like that mayfly.  Have a goood day and keep up the good work.

[Realtree]

That is definitely something that I can see my Dad doing now that he is retired !!!  :ROTFLMAO:  ::rockon::  :ROTFLMAO: :