There's also a 20,000 character limit I hadn't realized. I wasn't aware there were that many characters other than glenn, mikey and boober on here!
12/13/22
If we make it through December we'll be fine
The scurs turned the dials on the Weather Eye for a warmer temperature regime although the snow left something to be desired. Are we trending warmer again or does Old Man Winter assert himself again? Starting Wednesday, mostly cloudy with rain changing to snow in the overnight. Highs in the upper 30’s with lows in the upper 20’s. Mostly cloudy on Thursday with a good chance of snow. Highs in the low 30’s with lows in the low 20’s. Mostly cloudy on Friday with a modest chance of forenoon snow. Highs in the mid-20’s with lows in the low teens. Saturday, mostly cloudy with highs in the upper teens and lows around 5 above. Partly sunny on Sunday with highs in the low teens and lows around zero. Monday, partly sunny with possible flurries. Highs around 10 above and lows around zero. Mostly cloudy on Tuesday with highs around 5 above with lows around 5 below. On the 16th we start to see our sunset later at 4:37 CST even though the sun continues to rise later until the first week in January. The normal high for December 16th is 27 and the normal low is 12. Sneak peek at Christmas Day’s forecast: High around 10 with a low near zero. The scurs have been poring over the latest shoppers and circulars, then tossing them in the pot belly stove. Plenty of time for Christmas shopping.
The past week was a nice change from some of the colder weather we’d been experiencing. As mentioned, the snow was a little over the top with areas reporting up to 5” locally. No matter how you slice it, snow makes real livestock chores even less fun than they normally are. It tends to collect at the most inconvenient spots and makes extra work cleaning it out so feeding can be accomplished. Odds are if you say how pretty the snow is to a livestock person, you stand a good chance of getting punched. As far as cash grain farmers, it really doesn’t do much for them either. We’ve been seeing the western corn rootworm numbers on the rise in recent years with the mild winters. Blankets of snow tend to insulate the soil, helping protect rootworm eggs from cold temperatures.
At the ranch a larger accumulation of snow is certainly not our friend. It means digging the hay feeders out, so they’ll work properly and scooping snow out of the outside troughs for grain. After that’s done, cleaning the yard out needs to happen so we can get out for groceries, doctor appointments, etc. I had to laugh seeing a report on a Twin Cities TV station about how you go about cleaning your house could influence what kind of physical condition you’re in. Not that it makes a lot of difference but most who are doing chores this time of year want to get it over with ASAP so they can get back inside where it’s warm. Gotta make it through December.
I got warmed up good last week during chores as one of the buck lambs we saved back decided to try out for the Olympic pole vault team or had suddenly become Houdini. Still not sure how he made it over the top of the panel, but he did. The sorting system was handy, but it still took time to separate hm from the ewe lambs. That’s not the point. Lucky for him I wasn’t armed as this was his second escape. If there’s a third attempt, regardless of what kind of lambs he throws, he’s on the next trailer out of here. No time for animals whose primary goal is to jump over fences, gates, and panels. I had a good teacher. As I’ve always said, Dad had special place for them called Wilson’s in Albert Lea.
Barn cleaning commenced at the ranch finally. Between Mrs. Cheviot on the injured reserve and getting machinery repaired, it’s taken a while. It takes a while regardless. Getting equipment moved around and put away for winter so there’s room for feed wagons, mowers and the skidsteer inside takes some doing. The snow blower also needed to be readied just in case someone blows a forecast like they did last week. Then getting the bucket swapped out for the manure forks on the skidsteer and filling it with gas. The 656 was hooked up to the spreader and once greased, inspected and the apron chains pried out of the ice, it was declared fit for service. Just the prep work on the skidsteer and spreader consumed around two hours. There are no gimmes here. You earn everything you get.
At least Poppy continues to amuse us. She has taken some interest in TV although she doesn’t react to it like Ruby did. She seems to prefer television programs with movement much the same as she does when outside. Birds, cats and to some extent the sheep get her attention. The sheep have noticed her too, especially as she’s growing quickly. She likes doing zoomies inside around the couch. When she’s done 8 – 10 clockwise sometimes she reverses direction and does 8 -10 counterclockwise as fast as her little Corgi legs will take her. She loves playing ball too, but her favorite toy is a blue kong that you can put treats inside. That’s OK but the dog treats need to be cut up first. There are sometimes crumbs on the counter that look like some from the coffee cake and other goodies. Since I’m a crumb eater, I need to be especially cautious. Next thing you know I’ll be doing zoomies around the couch.
Mrs. Cheviot has been unable to decorate very much so up until recently, it didn’t look very festive. Fortunately, we received a beautiful white poinsettia and a planter containing several Christmas season plants. We’ve even been getting ornaments anonymously in the mail. They appear to be one of a kind and will certainly be collectors’ items someday. I have a handwriting expert looking into the matter. Now we just need to locate our Charlie Brown tree (yes, we have one) so they can be properly displayed. Right alongside the Festivus pole.
See you next week…real good then.
12/20/22
I need a crowd of people but I can't face them day to day
The scurs had the Weather Eye tuned in for moderate temps then must’ve dozed off. Does Old Man Winter continue to tighten his vise-like grip for Christmas, or do we get a reprieve? Starting Wednesday, cloudy with heavy snow accumulations. Highs around 10 with lows around zero. Cloudy on Thursday with a good chance of snow. Highs in the low single with lows around 10 below. Mostly cloudy on Friday with highs near zero with lows near 10 below. Saturday, cloudy with highs around zero and lows around 10 below. Partly sunny Christmas Sunday with a slight chance of snow. Highs around 10 above with lows around zero. Monday, partly sunny with possible flurries. Highs around 15 above with lows around zero. Mostly cloudy on Tuesday with highs around 20 above with lows in the mid-teens above zero. The winter solstice occurs on the 21st, providing us with our lowest daylight total for the year at 8 hours 54 minutes and one second. We gain a second on the 22nd, 6 seconds on the 23rd, 10 seconds on the 24th and 15 seconds by Christmas Day. The normal high for December 25th is 24 and the normal low is 9. The scurs have printed up their Human Fund cards for another year. The long procrastination is over, until next time.
Another ugly week of weather after leading us to believe that we might escape December relatively unscathed. Looking at our winter snowfall thus far, we’ve already received more than a quarter of the normal for the SROC for the winter and what promises to be a real doozy looming ahead of us. What’s been a little deceiving is that up until recently, most of the snow has been melting between snowfall events as a result of some warmer than normal temps. Appears that problem will be solved with some well below normal temperatures although many are forecasting a return to more moderate temps once again after Christmas as we head into the New Year. Moderate as in mid to upper 20’s. Alas, we’ve probably seen the last of the hummingbirds until spring.
The upcoming predicted storm certainly has the birds’ attention at the ranch. There was a dramatic uptick in seed and suet consumption over the weekend. Goldfinch numbers in particular skyrocketed. I recently added a new thistle seed feeder outside the living room window so Mrs. Cheviot could watch them. They didn’t disappoint. Several times all three thistle feeders were completely full of finches with others feeding on the seed being dropped underneath. Our leghorn-sized blue jays were back, consuming sunflower and ear corn kernels as fast as they could stuff them in. The red-bellied woodpecker has been a fun to watch as he maneuvers his way around the squirrel-proof feeder, shooing the house sparrows as he approaches. The cardinals were also active and especially beautiful on Sunday with the bright sunshine making their bright red pop. Pheasants sauntered around the yard but were more interested in what was spread on the field after barn cleaning.
Yes, I got the main barn cleaned, finishing up the 14th load last Wednesday. It was the usual battle. More time ends up being spent on moving equipment and animals around than on moving manure out of the building sometimes. The sorting system that has been a welcome addition becomes a major pain as it was a two-man project to install. It’s at least that to move it and reassemble it. With the weather breathing down your neck, there simply isn’t a lot of time to mess around with it. Not unlike last year, the field got snotty as the temperatures warmed up and mud was tracked in places where the ground wasn’t frozen or snow-covered. It did a beautiful job of cleaning the rust off the chains on the 656 and shined them up nicely. The only fly in the ointment was the lambing barn didn’t get cleaned once the weather slammed the door. There still may be an opportunity but it’s looking grim for that. The low clearance in that barn doesn’t help matters and I’m well past my prime when it comes to pitching manure with a fork.
Mrs. Cheviot should have had her next set of x-rays by the time this reaches print. Hopefully the 7 screws and a plate in her ankle have worked their magic and she can begin to start putting a little weight on it again. I hope so. It’s been a long six week stretch with no chore help, cooking, cleaning up and riding herd on a five-month-old Corgi puppy. We have been fortunate to have friends and neighbors who have been keeping us nourished physical and mentally. At times I’ve missed the personal interaction with people while other times it’s nice when they leave me alone so I can get something done. With the advent of cell phones, that becomes nearly impossible sometimes. I still maintain that if I ever have a retirement party, the one thing I plan on doing as part of the ceremony is smashing a cell phone to bits with my three lb. hammer. I’d be happy to go back to a bag phone for the most part. The world was a much more courteous and civilized place for those of us who wanted to be left alone.
Poppy is ready for her first Christmas. Luckily as I’ve mentioned in past editions, she loves snow. The cold hasn’t seemed to faze her either up to this point. Her coat is definitely the double-coat as was advertised. It’s also showing signs of shedding as was also advertised. Once can see those light-colored hairs on a dark colored sweatshirt starting to appear once she jumps down off your lap. There have been a few bumps in the road for her potty training. It doesn’t help that only one of us can take her outside presently and that it’s winter, not warming into spring just yet. Much easier when one doesn’t have to bundle up every time out the door. She’s done well as far as her carrier though. She’s never messed in it once so at least there is that. Some friends sent us a Corgi lawn ornament that lights up. We’ve kept it inside and it lit Poppy up, sending her into a growling and barking fit when she saw it. Jealousy?
This marks 51st edition in the 20th year of Fencelines. It’s been a long run and I’m thankful that there will be no 52nd as Eli has decreed. We’ll start over from square one again on year 21 in the New Year. In the meantime, Happy Festivus everyone and we’ll see you on the flip side.
See you in two weeks...real good then.