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Can't fix stupid
« on: February 07, 2018, 04:53:42 PM »
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2018, 04:56:30 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAA! Dumber than a home-made radio!    :crazy:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2018, 06:03:33 PM »
I would have loved watching that comedy seen!!!
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2018, 06:59:37 AM »
Hey, was that Super Dave Osborn? or maybe his offspring. :crazy:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2018, 08:08:45 AM »

Hey come on guys. To be fair Evel knievel didn't make it across the Snake River canyon the first time either!   :pouty:

Well ever but, he inspired others which is good!  :sleazy:

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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2018, 08:10:54 AM »
Hey, was that Super Dave Osborn? or maybe his offspring. :crazy:

Sssshhh...that was Glenn's hero. He styled his own costume after Dave's when he was a kid.  :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2018, 08:14:18 AM »
hey leech, that's inspiration right there!!! :wowza: :wowza:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2018, 09:19:34 AM »
hey leech, that's inspiration right there!!! :wowza: :wowza:

I'll 2nd that!!! :wowza: :wowza: :wowza:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2018, 02:57:39 PM »
Sure can't fix it in this town. Stoopidity runs rampant. They're on a wild binge to cut down every ash tree in the city (seriously....said they're out TWENTY YEARS, they just told me that) before the emerald ash borer eats up all the trees and mates with the zebra mussels. Anyway, one of the idjit companies they contracted with just cut down the two big ash trees on the NL's boulevard. Never roped off the trunk sections when they dropped them, and these were bigger around than I am, easily. I know how to properly fell and rope a tree; started when I was 16 yo. Anyway. three times in a row, about 15' up, they dropped three huge sections, and they came down straight like a missle...right on the sidewalk slabs. I just paid for those two years ago; homeowner's are  responsible for cracked or broken slabs, and it ain't cheap. Went out when they left, and yup...cracked that 2 yo slab the entire length. Called up the head of sidewalks/curbs /maintenance, Dylan, who just happens to be a friend AND the head of our city pedestrian/bicycle group, where I'm the safety advisor guy. Guess who's paying for and replacing the slab? Yup. THE CITY.  He just told me.  :azn: Gonna be brought up by me at tomorrow nite's meeting... gonna be some good advice directed at a few whiteshirts.  :evil:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2018, 03:40:15 PM »
That ain't stupid...  its gob'mint corruption.

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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2018, 03:46:15 PM »
Could be a real interesting meeting. I haven't been feeling real warm and fuzzy lately.   training-087
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2018, 03:51:49 PM »
HMMMMM...........nope glenn dont........dont NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tut: :tut: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2018, 03:55:06 PM »
JUST SHADDUP!!!!!
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2018, 04:27:13 PM »
Keeping America clean and beautiful is a one mans job,Mine

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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2018, 05:38:47 PM »
Gonna be lotsa fixin' stoopid tonite at the council meeting..... :drillsergeant:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2018, 06:46:02 PM »
 :tut: :tut:oh boy!! :sleazy: can't wait to see the 10 o'clock news tonight. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2018, 05:34:30 AM »
It got fixed!!!   :evil: City will be over to fix my slab in the next few days. Will be billed to tree contractor. Ordered by head of streets & maintenance. AND...a new memo to city contracted tree workers....properly limbing/rigging a tree; as in do NOT drop tree trunks on sidewalk slabs; see video provided by Council Safety Advisor Mr. Mark on proper rigging/felling procedure.......''all in favor, say aye"... "motion carried"...*BANG*  :happy1:    :moon:


click on da pic.  :azn:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2018, 08:49:37 AM »
Bein' on a roll - as you were - you should have made a few more proposals.

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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2018, 08:53:38 AM »
I did, but they're illegal.
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2018, 02:11:40 PM »
Bet she was exhausted.  :rotflmao:     :crazy:

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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2018, 03:56:45 PM »
Woman gets head stuck in truck tailpipe

At least it wasn't the other way around.  Just sayin'.

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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2018, 03:57:25 PM »
there's a video on WCCO website, too funny!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2018, 04:11:43 PM »
And hete i thought this was about glenn :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2018, 05:18:01 PM »
Trying to kiss a snapping turtle....  :crazy:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2018, 06:58:09 PM »
Trying to kiss a snapping turtle....  :crazy:

that is so stupid!!!!  city girl!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2018, 07:00:32 PM »
Must be one of those high-maintenance blonds....poor turtle.  :rolleyes:   :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2018, 07:04:14 PM »
Must be one of those high-maintenance blonds....poor turtle.  :rolleyes:   :rotflmao:

was before the nose job!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2018, 08:05:39 AM »
And hete i thought this was about glenn :rotflmao:
disappointed huh!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Can't fix stupid
« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2018, 08:13:42 AM »
My 1st thought to Boar. ;) ;D
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