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April 04/11/06, 07:14:44 PM

Offline jigglestick

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I killed the state bird
twas the eve of this tuesday, i was clicking my mouse, the new days of spring were blowing fresh air threw the house.
the children were outside shooting a squirrel. both of the boys including the girl. with a loud BANG, they landed their quary, I yelled"knock it off" they said "whats the worry".

"I'll tell you alright" "and I will in a quick" "but for now each of you get in here,... bring a stick"! they all came in with caution and fear.
"bring me that stick and bring it right here".
the smallest of kids said "dad what did we do"?
i said no more than you were asked to" "now dont you worry were going to play a game"
it's called kill the skeeto" I asked "how's your aim"?
we all sat and listend and looking around, for that whizzing and buzzing, that horrible sound
when my eldest yelled out "i see him right there"! I yelled "where"? he said "right there just above the waistband of your underwear"!
before i could mutter, "don't even think..." my youngest son swung without a wink.
i won't tell you next what exactly i said, but my skin turned white and my eyes turned red!
"I got him, I got him" my little one said.
i thanked the dear child and told them "get ready for bed".
it goes without saying. it is with good reason that we ablsolutely positively MUST KILL THE FIRST MOSQUITO OF THE SEASON.

WELCOME BACK SUMMER!!
« Last Edit: April 04/12/06, 12:01:56 AM by jigglestick »
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April 04/11/06, 11:59:18 PM Reply #1

Offline Benny

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Re: I killed the state bird
Jiggle gets my vote for the official forum poet!

Benny
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April 04/12/06, 12:22:47 AM Reply #2

Offline Spinach

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Re: I killed the state bird
Jiggle just cracks me up, where does he find time to write such talented stories/poems?

Keep em coming jiggle, I look forward to your weekly stories, sometimes I even make my daughter read the with me, 2 of your stories stick in my head, the first is the storie of Scroungie and the tooth, the 2nd is of jiggle jr and the dog on the road.

Maybe you can dig them up and repost them here for our new members?

Good stuff. ;D
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April 04/12/06, 09:07:09 AM Reply #3

Offline GRIZ

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Re: I killed the state bird
Stories/Poems?? ???

If ya know the jiggle clan there prolly ain't no story to it, as it has happened.
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April 04/14/06, 09:54:23 AM Reply #4

Offline Joe

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Re: I killed the state bird
Great story. I can't believe them little b*****ds are out already.
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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!
May 05/30/06, 08:18:17 AM Reply #5

Offline Joe

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Re: I killed the state bird
I still haven't seen a skeeter in my back yard, but the kamikaze june bugs were out. ;D 
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Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!
June 06/01/06, 06:39:48 AM Reply #6

Offline Mr Harry

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Re: I killed the state bird
Was up to our land by Red Lake last weekend and we were  chased off by the herds of mosquitoes and horse flies.  We only spent one day there then back home.  I guess I won't be going back there until fall.
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June 06/03/06, 11:16:02 AM Reply #7

Offline GRIZ

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Re: I killed the state bird
 Mr Harry brought up something I don't know bout you guys but I'd put up with mosquitos just to be rid of them horseflies. When them things bite they downright hurt.
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July 07/14/06, 11:34:52 PM Reply #8

Offline bowhunter73

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Re: I killed the state bird
just putting this mosquito poem back on the chart
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