If you think you had a bad day in the woods? think again...LOL..Funny stuff

[Bufflehead]

 While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man came upon
another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck
are you
doing?


"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he
wrapped his
arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With
this the
other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet,
jewelry,
car keys, then st ripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy
handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell
happened
to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When
he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in
sympathy,
walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and
said,

"Cupcake, this just ain't your day...

[jigglestick]

Bare back jack, you never told me you were taking a trip to colorado ???

I hope you were nice enough to give that poor fellow a hacksaw