what she wants vs what he wants

[Desperado]

Her's (submitted as a Romantic POEM)

 I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong,
 One who loves to listen to me all day long.
 One who thinks before he speaks,
 One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
 
 I want him to be gainfully employed,
 and when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
 Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
 Massages my back and begs to do more.
 
 Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
 And knows how to answer to "how big is my behind?"
 (hint for the guys if you don't wanna start a fight
  "it's not too big or too small, baby it's just right")

 I want this man to love me with a love that hath no end,
 And to always be my very best friend.



 
His response
 
 I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
 with huge boobs
 who knows how to brew beer and clean fish.
 I know this doesn't rhyme
 and I don't give a $h!t.

[jigglestick]

i'm stayin out of this one. remember, she's got a taser :-X

[Joe]

Ya, I'm not touching it either.

Hey Desperado, I see we're neighbors.

[Desperado]

Hey Desperado, I see we're neighbors.

Ya Mon

I live over by LC Webster elementary.

I fish Silver, WhiteBear, St Croix river, St Louis river, South Lindstrom, North and South Center, Mille Lacs, Winni, Red, and LOTW. 
I'd like to learn pool 2 and pool 4.

Otherwise, you may find me hangin' out at Blue Ribbon Bait.

When ya wanna go fishin'?

[Joe]

I live a few blocks from the High school. I was thinking of driving by White Bear tonight and see what the ice was like. I don't mind walking out, but it looks like there is a frozen crust of snow with slush underneath. That makes for some tough walking.

[GRIZ]

I'm single and can speak my mind. I agree!!!

Chickens!!!!

[Snowsnake]

I'm married and everything wrote is how i live my life!!!!  haa haa can ya tell i'm a fisherman???  I LIE!!!

[7Pines]

Oh man...I'm still laughing...I just read this post and it's funny as hell!
Desperado, that is rich, man!  I copied and saved it.
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