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Author Topic: Went shopping tonight  (Read 5976 times)

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Offline GRIZ

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I went shoppin tonight with a buddy tonight. Nothin unusual stopped at fleet, sportmans, gander for some of the usual supplys and anyother treats that might be hiding in bargain bins. Stopped at a guys picked up a new reloader. Then my buddy said we had to stop and look for some colonge. :-\ ???

So we went to wallyworld, since he couldn't remember the colonge his new gal requested. So he was spraying this and that on his hand to test it. Pretty soon his hands were so full of the stuff he couldn't tell if it was the new stuff or the old stuff he was smelling. He wanted me to put the stuff on my hands, so I did and he took a whiff and said all I smell is muskrats. (I skun a few just b4 we left) ;D

Yup I said the gal I'm seeing never complained, it's what ya call the original musk for men. I could tell he wasn't buying it. Well ol GRIZ had a plan, first I found a guy in camo walking down an isle told him of my plan and he thought it would be funny.

So we took and sprayed cologne on the back of his hand and sprayed the same cologne on the back of mine. Then we found a rather attractive gal to be the judge.

Heres the poll

Did she pick

A) cologne
or B) cologne/muskrat

BTW Incase they happen to read this I'd like to thank the guy in camo and the attractive judge.
"The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
~Thomas Jefferson

Offline WoodChuck

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 :-[ :-\  hey there griz? now im getting worried! if im on the right site?
   ( lol) this is funny, MAYBE  ;D :laugh:
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Offline WoodChuck

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 ;D >:( :laugh:  it,s B
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Offline jigglestick

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muskrat all the way. in fact I'll bet she said, I like this one, but could you somehow loose the perfumy smell 8)
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Offline Bufflehead

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Positively "B" but your lucky she didn't throw you down and take it from you right there between the big and tall women's bras and the slim fast LOL!
There's plenty of room for all gods creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes

Offline Bucky

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B

Hey Griz maybe you could get a job as a wallyworld greeter

Welcome to Wallyworld Griz ;D 8)
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Offline Harold

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Now thats funny Griz.  My guess is the hot judge picked muskrat all the way.  How could she not?
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Offline Dr.Bob

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Griz-World.  Kinda sounds like Grizwald, don't cha think? ;D

I bet she picked the mushrats too.


Offline GRIZ

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Dang it. Even after taking a couple baths now I can still smell perfume even after skinning rats. I ain't doing that again.
"The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
~Thomas Jefferson

Offline GRIZ

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Well you guys guessed it right. She did pick muskrat/colonge. You guys are much smarter than I thought. It does work better with spring rats  though.
"The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first."
~Thomas Jefferson