Honey do list

[The General]

Well with the 11% off I figured I better get one project out of the way for the wife.  She wanted a picnic table built so I built this last Saturday.  Figured I'd put a built in cooler with drain so when HD comes over he's got a place to keep his cheap slough piss cold.



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[Lee Borgersen]

Very cool!    Now is that design your own or has it been passed down from father to son for generations?

[HD]

He must have been drinking with boar (his pictures are crooked )

[glenn57]

He must have been drinking with boar (his pictures are crooked )

I thought it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The General]

I was standing on the wall when I took 3 of the pictures.  Which is talent way above HD's level of comprehension.  But I sure could have been drinking with boar.  Stupid Apple products.

[HD]

By the angle.....I'd say you were sitting on top of that newly painted refridge or standing on the back end of that new Massy..... 

[Fawkinnae]

Great! Haul that sucker up to Leech for our June gathering.

[Boar]

LOL ummm yeah, hehe. theres a gathering in june at Leech?

[DDSBYDAY]

  Any room in that table  for a hidden Kick A$$ grill compartment? 

[The General]

Not a bad idea DDS.  however I'm not hauling this thing anywhere.  It's built to stay in one spot 

[glenn57]

Not a bad idea DDS.  however I'm not hauling this thing anywhere.  It's built to stay in one spot 

looks like we know where the June gathering is.

[HD]

You should'a installed a urinal. That way you wouldn't even have to leave the table.

[DDSBYDAY]

    A couple of funnels a bit of garden hose and some zip ties would take care of that problem.   

[HD]

That's what I was thinking!

[The General]

You should'a installed a urinal. That way you wouldn't even have to leave the table.

That is exactly what the neighbor said.  I told him I'll get him a catheter.  Guess I need to get 2 more.

[Fawkinnae]

You should'a installed a urinal. That way you wouldn't even have to leave the table.

That is exactly what the neighbor said.  I told him I'll get him a catheter.  Guess I need to get 2 more.

Have you considered the Faw-kinn-ae Sportsman's diaper?

[The General]

Tell us more 

[Fawkinnae]

How the heck did I manage to post that in your post? Must be time for bed.

OK I fixed it. Sorry about that Herr General.

[Fawkinnae]

Tell us more 

Well it's simply amazing. Imagine you are battling a big pike but you have to go... Before the diaper, you might have needed to cut the line, or worse hand the rod to your buddy HD before heading to shore. But not anymore.

Now you can enjoy the thrill of a trip to the bathroom WHILE battling your favorite game fish, of sitting in your deer stand. Maybe your ice fishing and it's just too cold to drop those trousers. Or let's say you're enjoying your new picnic table, you've had a few beers and you think to yourself, "Doggone it, I just don't feel like getting up to pee." No need for a funnel or garden hose.

It's just that easy!

[The General]

I'll take 10 in HD's size.  I'm tired of reeling in all my fish plus his.

[DDSBYDAY]

   Are they heavy duty enough to hold up to a ping pong induced colon blow incident?   

[HD]

The General will need the extra, extra absorbent. ..
when he breaks the seal, he can't stop.

[Fawkinnae]

   Are they heavy duty enough to hold up to a ping pong induced colon blow incident?   

You're really testing the product now.

[glenn57]

MAYBE.....just maybe if the general switched to a good beer he wouldn't need all these bodily fluid traps!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The General]

Glenn you'd turn away a Victoria secret model because you couldn't handle her.  I on the other hand would be asking for seconds.  So your opinion is about worthless when it comes to what is good.

[glenn57]

I've kicked more Victoria secret models outta bed fer eatin crackers then you ever dreamed about.