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Offline Dr.Bob

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I had to share this one :)



A teacher is explaining physiology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand and said "I had a kitty who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
Rottweiler next door got a running start.  Before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My little kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'," and before he could say 'f***,' the Rottweiler ate him!"



       

Offline Fishahollik

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That right there is funny....... :laugh:
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Offline vickieschessies

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 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Good One!!!!
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Offline jigglestick

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Oh great! now I'm gonna be walking around all day listening to myself going "what the ffff-ffff-ffff-f@#$ !"
take a kid hunting and fishing!!

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Offline DaveO

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Fffff,A      Thats funny
Shut up and Shoot

Offline Big Slick

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