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Offline vickieschessies

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Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota :

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, You might live in Minnesota .

If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each
year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation,
you might live in Minnesota .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
you might live in Minnesota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
November through March, you might live in Minnesota .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, you might live in Minnesota

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Minnesota .

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live
in Minnesota

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
you might live in Minnesota .

If you know how to say...Wayzata .Mahtomedi, .Cloquet ... Edina
..and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
Minnesota .

Vacation means going "up north" for the weekend, you might live in
Minnesota .

You measure distance in hours, you might live in Minnesota .

You know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might
live in Minnesota

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day ...and back again, you might live in Minnesota

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching, you might live in Minnesota .

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might
live in Minnesota

You install security lights on your house and garage
and leave both unlocked, you might live in Minnesota .

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, you
might live in Minnesota

You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Minnesota .

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm

at any given time, you might live in Minnesota .

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
might live in Minnesota .

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you might live in Minnesota .

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you might live in Minnesota .

You can identify a southern or eastern accent, you might live in
Minnesota .

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce, you might live in Minnesota .

Down South to you means Iowa , you live in Minnesota .
A brat is something you eat.

You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
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Offline Faceman

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I relate to alot of those but the last one hit home today.
I work with a guy from texas and today he said it was cold (-4) and I told him it is just a little chilly out today.
Vegetarian: Old indian word for bad hunter.