Lot's of questions???? Why?

[Lee Borgersen]

> >>Here are a few things to think about:
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> >>Can you cry under water?
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> >>How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> >>assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> >>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for
> >>your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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> >>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> >>buried in for eternity?
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> >>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> >>What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> >>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a
> >>good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> >>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
> >>like every two hours?
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> >>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> >>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> >>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars
> >>to look at things on the ground?
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> >>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
> >>naked anyway.
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> >>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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> >>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> >>crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> >>If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
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> >>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> >>If the professor on Gilligan's  Island can make a radio out of a
coconut,
> >>why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> >>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both
> >>dogs!
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> >>If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn't
> >>he just buy dinner?
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> >>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables,
> >>what is baby oil made from?
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> >>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> >>Do the Alphabet song & Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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> >>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> >>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call
> >>it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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> >>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> >>you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
> >>window?

[captkev]

 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: ::cheers::

[Crazy4Outdoors]

 :detective:Easier to put a round pizza in a square box than a square pizza in a round box?

Here are some more:

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

[Grute Man]

Couple more for ya:

Are girl scout cookies made of real girl scouts?

Out of all the creatures that can fly, why did "the fly" get the name "fly?" 

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[Grute Man]

Found a few more but I have to split them between this and the Pout Shout:

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it to the center of the earth?

Why are they called stairs inside and steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through the earth for centuries have a "use by" date?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and think "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out."

What do people in china call their good plates?

What do you call a male ballerina?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women are there to hear him, is he still wrong?  (that's rhetorical by the way.)

Why is it when someone tells you there are billions of stars in the sky you beieve them but if they say the paint is wet you have to touch it?

Enjoy.   
Grute Man