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May 05/29/07, 08:25:30 PM

Offline iceman

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OIL SHORTAGE
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in our country.
 
Well, there's a very simple answer......nobody bothered to check the oil.
 
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely
geographical.
 
Our OIL is located in
 
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Michigan
North Dakota
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and Texas.
 
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
 
Any Questions?



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On a quite nite up north you can almost here the deer laughing
May 05/29/07, 08:35:04 PM Reply #1

Offline mrs icebanger

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Re: OIL SHORTAGE
AINT THAT THE TRUTH! ::banghead::
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May 05/29/07, 10:54:55 PM Reply #2

Offline guythathunts

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Re: OIL SHORTAGE
HA! I like it!
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Find a bird Duke... find a bird... ROOSTER!!! BANG! Bring it here boy. GOOD BOY DUKE, GOOD BOY!!!
May 05/30/07, 03:19:42 PM Reply #3

Offline Big Slick

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Re: OIL SHORTAGE
That about sums it up.
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You never see a FLAG BURNING at a GUN SHOW.
May 05/30/07, 03:30:03 PM Reply #4

Offline WoodChuck

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Re: OIL SHORTAGE
 ???  ;D and if you dont change your oil ! it will turn to acid and eat your dipstick .

                                              wc
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"i am not the KING FISHER , nor the fisher of men , but i am a fisherman "    membership n. 141
May 05/30/07, 08:40:19 PM Reply #5

Offline holdemtwice

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Re: OIL SHORTAGE
 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

  I LIKE IT !!!
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