Schmeldt FRY at the Villa

[PUTZ]

Yaaaa   come to think of it we could fill them little buggers with some XS for that extra flavor and who knows what else we could do with it 

[Dr.Bob]

Sorry we are going to have to sit this one out guys.

I'll be thinking of you.   ::drunks::

Sorry to hear the houseboat is giving you grief Dave  :: :: :: ::.

[DaveO]

I will see yea up there,,,do you need any help filleting the smelt? ::hittingself::

[jigglestick]

Bob,
not to worry, I think I have it all figured out.
I just pulled the motor out.
all I have to do now is plug the hole.
then I will get putz in a pair of speedo's, grease him up and get him a pair of flippers.
weld on a push bar on the back and dangle a bottle korbel EXP in front of him.
we should be able to pull rapalas with one putz power ::cheers::

[DaveO]

cheezz n crakers,,,,,,putz in a greesed up speedo :death2:

[outdoorlife]

can't make this one have a good time ::cheers:: :gunsmilie:

[holdemtwice]

 DANG WEDDING ON TAT DAY .

[Joe]

I tried, but to no avail. I'll have to miss the fry again this year. I've got a graduation party to attend that day. ::)

Have a blast.

[Big Slick]

I would love to but don't feel like driving for 3 hours to get drunk and drive home with a hangover. ::drunks::

You KNOW it would happen.

[jigglestick]

we allways promote responsible drinking.
some people don't listen.
some people do.
responsible enough to police their own intake.
all I care is that they have enough to eat.
I will be playing horse shoes and shooting clay pidgeons, cooking schmeldt and eatin em'.
might just have a couple beers too.
if the weather permits I got some fire in the hole too!
it was to dry and hot to do them at russ'fest last year so I still have plenty enough to make it interesting 8)

[Bufflehead]

 Just got home from the get together.

 Had a "Great" time

 Met DaveO finally..heck of a nice guy.

 Goose and the Miss, jigglestick and the boys, Puts of course, a few other folks as well.

 Thanks for the great afternoon

[jigglestick]

Buffy, thanks for coming by with Vickie and your son Nolan.
the schmeldt cooperated and took their bath's (in hot oil) >:D
the O-rings turned out great  and the beer was cold!

the high light of the afternoon was what will will refer to as the schmeldt roast.
we looked through the phone book at some old school IBOT phone numbers and started to dial.
our mission was to find out what their excuses for not being there were.
we made a game out of it, with only two rules.
rule #1 -- you couldn't use an excuse that someone had already used.
rule #2 -- you couldn't use the same excuse again next year.......we wrote these excuses down.

lets see, a re-cap.......
PMSGriz..." gas is $2.99 a gallon and I only had two days of work this week"
well as I see it, that left him three days in which to pedal his a$$ to the putz schmeldt fry...poor excuse, but exceptable.

Sohawk...he claimed excessive anal seepage.......I'm not touching that one

Bare back... he lost his lama..........????????? I still haven't figured that one out.

George...who had the best, and only real acceptable excuse " she was tied to the bed with Bareback's thong"

even more puzzling was buckhead's excuse...
Buckhead...he graduated from the chicago school of cutlery???????

the list goes on, but I can tell you this, the people who attended were very glad they were at the schmeldt fry instead of on the receiving end of the "schmeldt roast" phone calls.

we played a little bit of horse shoes and caught up with folks we hadn't seen for quite a while.

Floyd and Sue, it was very good to see you again. thanks for coming!

the rest of you who made it, know who you are and we will see you again and thanks for coming.

[barebackjack]

And she wont let me untie her, not the worst thing that ever happened but I have not another clean man thong in the house ::)  Guess Ill just have to go  ::50cal::

[vickieschessies]

That was some funny stuff when you called everybody Dave

 We are still laughing about it  ::cheers::

[PUTZ]

Thanks for comming to the schmeldt fry  we had A good time and am planning for the soup shoot and stew feed this fall.
Just got home from the Villa today.
  It took me that long to reconoiter and get Tom Tom to show me the way home ::drunks::

[Russ-Judy]

everyone always has a good time at the fry :: with Putz around :rock: