Good news and bad news

[iceman]

Good news bad news
Two 90-year-old men, Moe and Joe, had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Joe was dying, Moe visited him every day. One
 
day Moe said, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played
 
minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor:
 
when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's
 
baseball there."
 

 
Joe looked up at Moe from his deathbed, "Moe, you've been my best
 
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for
 
you." Shortly after that, Joe passed on.
 

 
At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe was awakened from a sound
 
sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to
 
him, "Moe, Moe."
 
"Who is it?" asked Moe, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
 

 
"Moe -- it's me, Joe."
 
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
 

 
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insisted the voice.
 

 
"Joe! Where are you?"
 

 
"In Heaven," replied Joe. "I have some really good news and a little
 
bad news."
 
"Tell me the good news first," said Moe.
 
"The good news," Joe said, "is that there's baseball in Heaven. Better
yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better
 
than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime,
 
and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all
 
we want, and we never get tired."
 

 
"That's fantastic," said Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So
 
what's the bad news?"
 












"You're pitching Tuesday."

[GirlGuide]

 :ROTFLMAO:  :ROTFLMAO:  :ROTFLMAO:
I liked that one Ice, thanks for sharing!  gg

[guythathunts]

HA I Like It!