JOTW ! Cowboys and Indians

[iceman]

Cowboys and Indians


Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach
 with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and
says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

 "Yeah," says the other cowboy.

 "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground.
 He can hear things for miles in any direction."

 Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says,
 "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one
 white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

 "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian
 knows how far away they are, how many horses, what
 color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the
 wagon. Amazing!"

 The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half
 hour ago."

[Grute Man]

 :ROTFLMAO:  Love it.   :ROTFLMAO:

Ya had me scared for a minute there; I was thinking of another Indian joke -- not for here.

[iceman]

What do you mean you read it ??

[thunderpout]

Hey Grute Man...thatz what I thought also, the Buffalo version...correct? :ROTFLMAO:     -thunderpout 8)