IMMUTABLE LAWS!

[DIRTBALL2]

 


 
 
 

 
 


 

 

 & Law of Mechanical Repair
       After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.


& Law of the Workshop
       Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
& Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
 
& Law of the Telephone
       If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
& Law of the Alibi
       If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
& Variation Law
       If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
 
& Law of the Bath
       When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
& Law of Close Encounters
        The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
& Law of the Result
       When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
 
& Law of Biomechanics
       The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
& Law of the Theater
       At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
& Law of Coffee
       As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 
& Murphy's Law of Lockers
       If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
 
& Law of Rugs/Carpets
       The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
 
& Law of Location
       No matter where you go, there you are.
& Law of Logical Argument
       Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
& Brown's Law
        If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
& Oliver's Law
        A closed mouth gathers no feet.
& Wilson's Law
        As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)
& Doctors' Law
        If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 


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[GuideGirlsMom]

How true,how true!!!!  Good post Dirtball !!!  GGM

[tripnchip]

lol, they all work every time

[DIRTBALL2]

Dirtball's Law of Supply and Demand: My wife can get rid of money faster throwing it out the front door with a teaspoon than I can get it in the back door with a scoop shovel! ::hittingself:: DIRTBALL2

[iceman]

 ::hittingself:: ::) >:D