A valentine Poem

[Bobby Bass]

 VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM
Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
 
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
 
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
 
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
 
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
 
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
 
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
 
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
 
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!


Author unknown

[Tami]

oh

yay duct tape