Problem Solved

[Lee Borgersen]

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using
                                     so
   much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11
                                  million
  less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down If you think
                                    this
   is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I
                                    just
                                    did.
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  Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
 illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
                                    ammo
 and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must
  serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there
                                    and
   tax  him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen
                                   since
 he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
   legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and
                                  provide
  a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better
                                    life
 for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
                                    the
                  canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

[WoodChuck]

? :)? ? SMALLMOUTHGUIDE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? such an easy solution to such a big problem!!!!!! go on with a more ? no nonsense platform .

[Lee Borgersen]

Fw: The New Border Sign

 


 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

  The new mexican border......

 

 

 

 



Latest Polling Shows: Forty-three percent of all Americans say that illegal immigration is a serious problem. The other 57 percent said:  "No hablo ingl?s."

[Dr.Bob]

If you win are you gonna put me in charge of our northern border?

I'll do my best to keep those Canadian Walleyes from sneaking across the line.

[Lee Borgersen]

If I win. The first act I will undertake is to annex the Quetico National Park into the BWCA.

Next I will remove all motorized restricted areas. Most importantly "I WILL GUARANTEE A WALLEYE IN EVERY PAN!"

Dr Bob will be Vice President in charge of whatever he feels like doing when he gets up in the morning. 8)

WoodChuck? will be Secretary Of Campaign Contributions and the Southern Border Vigilantes Patrol.

I will still have openings in my administration. Therefore if you feel that you're qualified for a key position please post your request and position applied for on this thread.


I think we all know what Dr Bob will be doing with most of his time as a member of my administration ::)  * note photo of Doc at work.

[WoodChuck]

  the only contributions that? will be accepted are trips to bwca, and will consider any and all wilderness express trips of a moments notice till futher notice! no offer to fish well be refused. all southern boarders will be guarded with? heavy rods and tacle with extra large dare devil to retrieve and send all unwanted pray back to their habitate or be deep fried to a beer battering they wont forget. any comments will be greatly accepted and thought over at beer thirty.? ? ? (SMG 08)