Subject: 3 Quarterbacks

[Lee Borgersen]

 

Subject: 3 Quarterbacks

     
    Three NFL Quarterbacks die and go to heaven. They go before God and he asks all three of them what they believe.
   
    God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
   
    Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
   
    God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
   
    Then God turns to Aaron Rodger's and says, "What do you believe?"
   
    Aaron says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
   
    God is greatly moved by Aaron's sincere eloquence and he offers him a seat to his right.
   
    Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"
   
    Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat." 
 
 
 

[Randy Kaar]

 

Good one!

randy

[thunderpout]

   I thought the punchline was gonna be something like:  God.... I was thinkin of maybe playin one more season.... but let me get back to ya on it.....