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Author Topic: Women are hard to please  (Read 4645 times)

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Offline TNT

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A "Husband Shopping Centre" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?
So they go up.
Second floor says, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very tempting, but there's more further up! And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!!! What must be awaiting us further on!?"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on that door said, "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day"

Offline jigglestick

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I heard all that brother!
take a kid hunting and fishing!!

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Offline luvnlife

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Becareful that can also get turned around. :police:  LUVNLIFE

Offline HUNTER2

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Hey there luvnlife did you shoot both those bucks?
HUNT & FISH TELL YA DROP
I.B.O.T.'s 249 & 250
 Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If
                        you can't eat it or hump it.

                         Piss on it and walk away

Offline luvnlife

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Yes I did. 10 and a 12 pointer within about 10 minutes. Hunt of a lifetime!!!!!!!! LUVNLIFE