Chinese sick day

[Lee Borgersen]

  > Chinese sick day
      >
      > Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I >
      sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
      >
      > The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you >
      today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me >
      sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
      >
      > Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel >
      great. I be work soon.....you got nice house".

[Woody]

Hmmm....my boss has a nice looking wife!!