I figured out why I'm so dang tired

[Bufflehead]

For years I've been blamming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

 But now I found out the real reason, I'm tired because I'm over worked.

 Here's why!!

 The population of this country is 273 million

 140 million are retired

 That leaves 133 million to do the work

 There's 85 million in school

 That leaves 48 million to do the work

 Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal Government

 leaving 19 million to do the work

 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin Ladin

 Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work

 Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city government

 and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work

 At any given time there is 188.000 people in the hospitals

 Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work
 
 Now there are 1,211,998 people in prison

 That leaves just two people to do the work

 You and me

 and there you are sitting on your butt reading this on the Inter-Net

 Nice...Real Nice!!!

 

[WoodChuck]

 :laugh:  thanks buff for the laugh ! and while you were writeing this peace , guess where i was ?

                         FISHING,FISHING AND CATCHIN FISH !!!

             


                                FISHIN WOODCHUCK

[Realtree]

That's a good one Bufflehead. I'm gonna pass that on to some friends of mine.

Have a great day buddy.