JOTD

[Big Slick]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his


Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,

Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

Elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with

Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,

Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than

I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
Of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with

The other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.

She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.


Love, Your Son Jake


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Mickey's house. I

Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card

that's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.

Please call me at Mickey's when it's safe to come home

[jonmzak]

lol

[holdemtwice]

ME TOO  LOL  :bandana: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[Realtree]

Good one Big Slick....