no joke

[jigglestick]

you ever have some one start out their story with
"this is no b.s."
what are you supposed to think?
I everything else they have told you is?

well, this is no b.s....
so today, I'm heading through town with the wife on the way back from picking up the youngin's from the inlaws.
we are going east on hwy 2 and just as i get past the liquor store, it dawns on me that I'm outa beer at home.
so I says" dammit, I should stop and get a case of beer".
the wife replies "go ahead", but I'm already past the driveway now.
so here's me looking for a turnaround in this raging bitch of a snowstorm we're having. well I locate a driveway not far from the liquor store were I can pull in and come out the next driveway. perfect!
so's I whips in there and when I'm pulling out into traffic, there's a semi coming and I figure this aint the best time to beat 'em and I stop.
well when the traffic clears, I try to go but the driveway is unplowed and I cannot.
so, I have to back back down, but when I try to go forward again I cannot. so's I back down further and I have to watch for traffic both ways and wait until it clears and try again and this time, luck on my side I get enough traction to captain my minivan right out onto the highway, no problem.
I head once again towards town and the kids burst out laughing and the wife being slightly more polite cant control her self any longer, burst out with them.
it is obvious that I am the source of their laughter and I ask them "what the hell's so god damned funny"?

my wife is laughing so hard now, that she cant even tell me.
"WHAT?!" I insist.
finaly my daughter, inbetween breaths says, "daddy, you forgot to go to the liquor store!"

I turned left when I pulled onto the highway instead of right, like I needed to do to get back to the liquor store.
DOH!
I insist that I had second thoughts about it and decided that I shouldn't spend the money on it right now. I need to save my money.
my wife laughed even harder.

so, we all know that I cant admit I'm wrong, here I sit typing this, searching for consolation, beerless.
I feel alot like homer simpson right now

[KATOMAN]

You need a beer!

[WoodChuck]

 :ROTFLMAO:   here jigs !! have one on me  and share the laughs with the rest of mno . CHEERS !!

                                   WOODCHUCK

[luvnlife]

Great story Jigglestick, I can honestly say that I can relate, too many thoughts going through our minds today to focus on the task at hand.  Anyways thanks for sharing!!!LUVNLIFE

[PUTZ]

Damn ol putz has to feel sorry for A kid who has A memory like ol putz .
Now if it gets too bad just head over to the Villa and have some of ol putz's beer in da fridge, 10-4

[holdemtwice]

i have enough beer for you here !!!!! :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[guythathunts]

It is ok though because it is snowing you can still drink Brandy!