JOTD !

[iceman]

The broken lawn mower
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently
for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a
minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. 

[WoodChuck]

  :ROTFLMAO: thats to funny and it almost made me go to my knee,s !  where do you come up with all these jokes , you must not have time to work at your job ?
lol      wc

[iceman]

WC,
keeps my mind sharp at work roflamo !
normally i get them in emails.. 

[Outdoors Junkie]

Great one iceman!  :ROTFLMAO:

[Big Slick]

Funny stuff right there.