KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS...

[GirlGuide]

 
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7
    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10




 
 
 
   

 

 

[Spinach]

I allready told you this last night GG, but here goes again.

A couple of nights ago my youngest son Alex (Lil Spinach) was playing with the dog and I asked him what he was doing? He said he was petting Maceys butt and her ask!

He's only 4 1/2, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.  :ROTFLMAO:

[kenhuntin]

Those quotes are hilarious Where did you get them? It couldn't have been Art Linkletter

[GirlGuide]

Those quotes are hilarious Where did you get them? It couldn't have been Art Linkletter

Ken I don't know where they came from..i just got it through email one day and I thought they were hilarious also..I'm sure glad you got a kick out them!  And I do remember watching that Art Linkletter show..boy was that a great show!  An oldie but a goody..we need more stuff like THAT on TV!   ::cheers::  gg

[DIRTBALL2]

Thanks GirlGuide. I just enjoyed a good belly laugh because of your post! :ROTFLMAO: Especially the number #1 favorite. Reminded me of a couple of my old girlfriends! ::hittingself:: ::rockon:: DIRTBALL2

[WoodChuck]

  oh my god !!  my belly is goint to hurt all weekend after laughing so much. thanks for the wisdom from the young teachers !  :ROTFLMAO: ::hittingself::

                                         wc

[GirlGuide]

I allready told you this last night GG, but here goes again.

A couple of nights ago my youngest son Alex (Lil Spinach) was playing with the dog and I asked him what he was doing? He said he was petting Maceys butt and her ask!

He's only 4 1/2, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.  :ROTFLMAO:

:ROTFLMAO:...Oh I am still laughing at this one Spinach..too funny!  :ROTFLMAO:
gg

[Adventuress Woman]

My husband and I were talking in an conversation about deer hunting and our 3 year old daughter Brianna says daddy, mommy do you shoot bambi we're like no, only if it happens to be in the line of fire, she goes if daddy is a buck and mommy is a doe that makes me a bambi right. So you can' shoot me that was funny , Ilaughted for a long time. I just thgouht I would share that .

[GirlGuide]

My husband and I were talking in an conversation about deer hunting and our 3 year old daughter Brianna says daddy, mommy do you shoot bambi we're like no, only if it happens to be in the line of fire, she goes if daddy is a buck and mommy is a doe that makes me a bambi right. So you can' shoot me that was funny , Ilaughted for a long time. I just thgouht I would share that .

Great story AW! :ROTFLMAO:thanks for sharing... :: gg

[BigBob]

Very Funny!!!!!     :ROTFLMAO:

[holdemtwice]

  very very  funny       :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[GOGETTER]

Good Stuff, keep it coming!

[sunk1]

 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: you know some of them are true.