Hunters Challenge!!!

[HD]

OOOhh....It don't mean I wont get even...............
Maybe a little Tabasco on your lunch, or salt in your lemon aid............
I'll think of somth'in.








Which one is your bad knee?

[Bobby Bass]

Bad Knee.. that is the one that kicked the winning field goal in the Lake Iwanttobethere football champship! In 19 %^^@@)#)   dang cat..... 

[HD]

Was that before they invented dirt?

 

[Bobby Bass]

Well I think we have gotten to the point where we should have a friendly little wager...... Maybe we can get some ideas?

[HD]

Sure, take advantage of a poor dirt farmer.......................

[Bobby Bass]

poor dirt farmer!!! Heck I have to buy my dirt... heheheh

[HD]

That's cause you city fellers like clean dirt....the stuff with them little white syrofoam balls in it...

[HD]

OK....OK....all the kidding a side.....

What time do you wanna meet at the landing?
You want me to bring the beer?
I'll have a few gar's with...what kind do to you prefer?
Are we gonna be Jigg'en and Pigg'en or casting spinner baits too?
Should I bring the Muskie/Pike rods too?

I don't want to load the boat up with all my junk...we won't have a place to sit.
You set the agenda....and I'll follow suit.

[Bobby Bass]

OK....OK....all the kidding a side.....

What time do you wanna meet at the landing?  How about 3pm? You want me to bring the beer? Sorry no beer in the Puddle Humper unless it is Lake Iwanttobethere Root Beer I'll have a few gar's with...what kind do to you prefer? I can and will try anything    Are we gonna be Jigg'en and Pigg'en or casting spinner baits too? I run six rods , so bring what you think will work for the day.Should I bring the Muskie/Pike rods too? I always have a heavy rod, just in cast I need to pull the boat to shore!
I don't want to load the boat up with all my junk...we won't have a place to sit.
You set the agenda....and I'll follow suit.

[Bobby Bass]

Hey Hunter I see Don is having a photo contest.. It ends right after our fishing trip. You might win with a picutre of my big fish that I will catch that day !!! 

[HD]

I don't know what kind of "emotion" he will get from a 30 pound carp.....But, OK

SAY CHEESE!   

[Bobby Bass]

I don't know what kind of "emotion" he will get from a 30 pound carp.....But, OK

SAY CHEESE!   

hey I thought you said a 30# carp would feed your family for the entire week !!!   

[HD]

aaahhh...aaahhh...aaahhh...(homer drool)...aaahhh...aaahhh...(smoked carp)...aaahhh

Sure, I'll take it....But, the picture of you holding it...........priceless!
(prolly get a hundred bucks on e-bay)

[Bobby Bass]

aaahhh...aaahhh...aaahhh...(homer drool)...aaahhh...aaahhh...(smoked carp)...aaahhh

Sure, I'll take it....But, the picture of you holding it...........priceless!
(prolly get a hundred bucks on e-bay)

  Gee you would make me pay that much to get my own picture back??? gee buddy..

[HD]

aaahhh...aaahhh...aaahhh...(homer drool)...aaahhh...aaahhh...(smoked carp)...aaahhh

Sure, I'll take it....But, the picture of you holding it...........priceless!
(prolly get a hundred bucks on e-bay)

  Gee you would make me pay that much to get my own picture back??? gee buddy..

I can sell ya a print for a quarter of the cost......................

But, the original will go in the great hall of fame.........Maybe even put a print on the wall down at the Lodge.....I'm sure Skinny, Elmer and Reed would get a chuckle out of it!   

[Bobby Bass]

More pictures to worry about, Do you have any idea how much it cost me to get those pictures with me holding up numbers? besides she said she was a guide and it was open season for 

[HD]

besides she said she was a guide and it was open season for 

I was gonna make a comment....but, that one even knocked ME for a loop.....



Almost time to go...
Friday....all set!
3:00 at the landing....
5 poles.....rigged
Rootbeer?  Naw
Gar's...I'll pick up on Thursday
Spinner baits....picked up a few extra last Saturday

[Bobby Bass]

Was going to take the Puddle Humper out but it is dripping out today so I guess it will have to wait till Friday, Boy the few weeks sure did come and go quick. Now we will see, hope we picked the right lake!

[HD]

I'm think'in I'll be getting out on Thursday for some practice...If it don't rain.

Still have time to pick a different one......................................if ya wanna....
It's a good lake...it'll be fine...maybe catch a bunch of hammer handles and a carp or two....

[Bobby Bass]

Well I was just wondering if the landing will be big enough? After Hammering Hank and Skinny come in with the support boats and the mini donut trailer is set up. Then Nytelyter will have his floating pontoon and bait station. Mindy and Mandy will of course be there with cold root beer and Elmer said he was going to come with his super 8 movie camera and shoot some film for the guys back at the Lodge. Gus    made some talk about having brats ready by dinner time and Sunshine Ray was talking about doing a remote if he has enough microphone cord.    Not to mention the locals who will be gathering and placing wagers. Could turn into a real zoo and attract local law enforcement...    But we are good to go...

[HD]

With all this press.....
Maybe I should show up with my fish'in jacket with all the patches on it.
My Nike tennis shoes for the endorsement.
Ugly stick fish'in poles....
A Q-ray braclet, Rayban sunglasses, Jockey shorts, Hanes boxers, Berkley baseball cap and, of course.....my Fawkinnae t-shirt!

ALL dressed up............and prolly won't catch a dang thing......but I'll look GOOD!

[Bobby Bass]

You are not going to wear that yellow jumpsuit are you? Going to be bad enough that you have five ugly sticks with zebco 33's along with your metal stringer or are you just going to bring that fork stick? 

[HD]

They're Zebco 202's..........and I look good in yellow!

[Bobby Bass]

Well I guess that is a step up from them US 76's..

[HD]

Anyway......didn't Zebco make your Snoopy poles?     

[Bobby Bass]

Snoopy poles! Spiderman rules!! Spinderman Spiderman does what Spidermen does. See him cast, see him catch.....

[HD]

Maybe the color on my monitor is off. Sure looked pink to me!  Hey how did you know about my snoopy rods? I have them all set for trolling the big lake. Six of then all in a 2x6 duct taped across the back of the Puddle Humper...Looks pretty hi tec if you ask me...

Snoopy poles! Spiderman rules!! Spinderman Spiderman does what Spidermen does. See him cast, see him catch.....

Must be getting nervous.................Your changing your story (puts spotlight in Bobby's eyes as he is sitting in the interrogation chair)   

[Bobby Bass]

Maybe the color on my monitor is off. Sure looked pink to me!  Hey how did you know about my snoopy rods? I have them all set for trolling the big lake. Six of then all in a 2x6 duct taped across the back of the Puddle Humper...Looks pretty hi tec if you ask me...

Snoopy poles! Spiderman rules!! Spinderman Spiderman does what Spidermen does. See him cast, see him catch.....

Must be getting nervous.................Your changing your story (puts spotlight in Bobby's eyes as he is sitting in the interrogation chair)   

  [puts on shades] snoopy poles are for the big lake but Spiderman poles are for bass fishing.   [ how's that for putting a spin on it?]

[HD]

Well, you can wear your Spidy outfit and I'll wear my Elvis jump suit (the later, heavier Elvis)

I betcha that would make the local news!   

[Bobby Bass]

Elvis suit eh! I think you would have an unfair advantage. All that glitter and rinestones. THat means that I'll have to launch the boat myself. If you step in the water with that outfit on you will have a gill on every shinny spot.

Weather is suppose to dry out today, a tad windy out but should settle down later. I should be at the landing by three and will have the bat light on to show you the way if needed.