Bobby Bass, Random Thoughts

[Bobby Bass]

Sometimes I have these random thoughts and I thought I would share them here and then I don't have to keep thinking about them, unless someone else adds another thing to think about..

In high school it is a big deal to be able to fill out and x-lg shirt. Now it's a big deal at my age to get down to an x-lg shirt..

[GRIZ]

I can answer that.

In high school I had to wear a XXL but I had a 30" waist. Now I can fit into an XL-tall but have a  32" waist. Problem I see after one back surgery was I didn't learn young enough to work smarter not harder.

I guess I don't think this is what you were looking for?

[Bobby Bass]

Is there really an answer to the question " Cold Enough for ya?'

[sandmannd]

LMAO, reminds me of Jack Handy.

[Bobby Bass]

Do fishermen with longer arms catch bigger fish?

[Stensethfan]

Kind of like when I was in high school I weighed 190 lbs and could easily bench over 240 lbs now I am easly am over 240lbs and could not bench 190 lbs!

[kingfisher1]

If a man speaks in the woods, is he still wrong?  (my wife would say yes!)

[beeker]

today at the grocery store I had a random thought that fits in here...

 are no name steaks and the horse with no name affiliated at all?

[kingfisher1]

Is there really an answer to the question " Cold Enough for ya?'

on the oppostie end, "Is it hot enough for ya?"

[Bobby Bass]

today at the grocery store I had a random thought that fits in here...

 are no name steaks and the horse with no name affiliated at all?

So what were they called before they were called no no name steaks? 

[Woody]

today at the grocery store I had a random thought that fits in here...

 are no name steaks and the horse with no name affiliated at all?

I think ol Neil likes to eat no name steaks from time to time.    

[Woody]

today at the grocery store I had a random thought that fits in here...

 are no name steaks and the horse with no name affiliated at all?

So what were they called before they were called no no name steaks? 

I give up-hot dogs? 

[TNT]

on a side note,

just what disease did cured ham actually have?

[Big Slick]

How much tar and nicotene does a smoked fish have?
Are they worse than cigarettes?

[Bobby Bass]

Who are " They"

[kingfisher1]

which really did come first?  Chicken or egg?

[Joe]

Are random thoughts unpredictable?

[Bobby Bass]

A random thought should be something that just pops into your head out of no where, A question that has been unanswered or a riddle is not a random thought as someone has thought of it before. I am thinking men have more random thoughts then women because our minds tend to wander more, at least that was what my wife was telling me before I stopped listening.

[TNT]

which really did come first?  Chicken or egg?

that's easy,
the one smoking the cigarette.

[Duckslayer]

If it takes a man and a half,
a day and a half,
to build a house and a half,
how long does it take a grasshopper to shell an ear of corn?

[Bobby Bass]

Do they make DRY PAINT signs, and would you still touch ithem to be sure?

[Bobby Bass]

If I buy the wife a new shop vac for Valentine's now, will I be able to see out of my eye by Presidents day?

[beeker]

I got one for ya.

why do all guns in movies sound like a pump shotgun?

the new "max payne" movie poster.. he has pump shotgun in both hands?

[Bobby Bass]

If you have a handicap parking permit and you park in a regular spot, should you get a ticket?

[Bobby Bass]

How come you never fall off the botom of a ladder? 

[Lee Borgersen]

If you fish with a dotted line. . . . . . . . will you catch every other fish?

[Lee Borgersen]

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial rates 
And blamed it on the cost of living.
 

[Bobby Bass]

Why is it that most flat tires happen in the rain?

[Lee Borgersen]

  How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid
of the dark to
become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

[HD]

Why do old people always drive Buicks?