2009 MNO Smack Down

[Bobby Bass]

Well, me and "Ol Betsy" are hitting the water one more time...to run some sea foam through her carbs. Might as well throw a line over the side for sh*ts and giggles....
Suppose to get up into the 60's this weekend, so, what the heck.

I got an inside scoup that the puddle humper has been retired for the winter, so there won't be any passing going on from that old fart! 

(Besides, them old fellers can't get them trucks out'a granny gear) 

Puddle Humper may have a tarp on her but the batteries are still in and it takes but a minute to grab a few rods... I mean really, what do you really need to go chase Walleye?

[Lee Borgersen]

I shut off the computer to give it a break and when I get back on line all I see is is a bunch of jealous wannabees. One gave Borgie a black eye and another's trashin folks over 50. So, what have we learned here today. First off one of the two youngsters Is very afraid that he'll be past by one of the current (old timers) 2009 Challenge Champions and will never even get a sniff of 1st with another (old timer) 2009 Challenge Champion blocking his way near the top.

Then we have another one of the those youngsters trying to stir up the old guys when his team keeps falling in the standings and crying "Please help me. I've fallin in the standings and I can't get up". Just so you know what you've done, I've decided to give it a last push for first and I may even take Borgie with so she regain her dignity, black eye and all. Don't be surprised if Old Bobby doesn't uncover the Puddle Humper for the one more trip since you've managed to awaken two current reining Fishing Challenge Champions from a brief knap.

Old timers rock on!

[The General]

buwahahahaha Lee.  I didn't mean that "rigth turn clyde" (no hitting ladies).  I can't post the one I meant but I'll PM it to ya.  Plus falling in the standings is ok by me.  I gave it a shot.  You old timers just have a lucky 4 leaf clover shoved some where.  If it was solely based on skill you guys wouldn't have a fish yet.

[HD]

Youngster? Well, thanks Lee....I'll take that as a compliment!
I have been told, I look good for my age! 

And, by the way...  ...you left your blinker on! 

While Bobby is busy playing in the  , I'll be  one last time.

[tmjhamann]

Im going to have to get out fishing again and put this thing to a end.

Sounds good to me gds. After all getting past in the standings by the Puddle Humpers and that old man leader even if he is kind of cute would be a bummer.

Them red lights you see Borgie are my trailer lights as I went by into 6th place, getting ready to turn on my blinker so Hunterdown can see us as we get ready to pass him next! Them guys up front arn't all that far ahead of us..   :fishing2:

Besides...when you get over 50....you leave your blinker on anyway. That way, you just keep making left hand turns to find your way back to the old folks home. Who needs gps right? The smell of ben gay is in the air...........

all to true

[Lee Borgersen]

Im going to have to get out fishing again and put this thing to a end.

Sounds good to me gds. After all getting past in the standings by the Puddle Humpers and that old man leader even if he is kind of cute would be a bummer.

Them red lights you see Borgie are my trailer lights as I went by into 6th place, getting ready to turn on my blinker so Hunterdown can see us as we get ready to pass him next! Them guys up front arn't all that far ahead of us..   :fishing2:

Besides...when you get over 50....you leave your blinker on anyway. That way, you just keep making left hand turns to find your way back to the old folks home. Who needs gps right? The smell of ben gay is in the air...........

Let us set the record straight on the blinker issue. My 2009 Grand Marquis has an alarm that tells you if you've left your blinker on to long. Now, if the car would only tell me when I doze off behind the wheel once and a while.

HD,

I would be glad to upgrade you into the Old Timers status if you would like to submit your correct age. Some such as yourself fail to post their age on your profile. Never understood the reasoning behind that. Please bare in mind that this in no way will qualify you for membership in the MNO Challenge Championship Team member status.

  Would you care to come clean so we can properly classify you under the correct stataus?

[HD]

Im going to have to get out fishing again and put this thing to a end.

Sounds good to me gds. After all getting past in the standings by the Puddle Humpers and that old man leader even if he is kind of cute would be a bummer.

Them red lights you see Borgie are my trailer lights as I went by into 6th place, getting ready to turn on my blinker so Hunterdown can see us as we get ready to pass him next! Them guys up front arn't all that far ahead of us..   :fishing2:

Besides...when you get over 50....you leave your blinker on anyway. That way, you just keep making left hand turns to find your way back to the old folks home. Who needs gps right? The smell of ben gay is in the air...........

Let us set the record straight on the blinker issue. My 2009 Grand Marquis has an alarm that tells you if you've left your blinker on to long. Now, if the car would only tell me when I doze off behind the wheel once and a while.

HD,

I would be glad to upgrade you into the Old Timers status if you would like to submit your correct age. Some such as yourself fail to post their age on your profile. Never understood the reasoning behind that. Please bare in mind that this in no way will qualify you for membership in the MNO Challenge Championship Team member status.

  Would you care to come clean so we can properly classify you under the correct stataus?

Now, we know who's got money.....you bought the old fell'er proof car! Got an alarm for just about everything...Does it tell ya when ya gotta take your med's too? 
But, the young chicks still can tell there is an old guy driv'in...only old folks can drive them big boats. (that way, they can cause more damage when they take their nap behind the wheel and still live)

Lets just say.....I ain't to far behind Bobby..... 

And, I know that I'll never be upgraded to the champ status, you guy's won, and you deserve it. But, some wipper snappers are gonna take that away....(not me) so, you'll have to ask the nurse for some better med's to drown your sorrows. 

[HD]

I guess....you'll have to guess, I just checked Bobby's profile...and he ain't got his age on there neither. 

But, that's ok....I know how old he is....not as old as you!

No wonder why Borgie is checking out Bobby......

(This ain't got noth'in do do with fish'in...I know....  )

[Bobby Bass]

  everyone knows I am 675 soon to be 676 months old! to old for  and to young for Borgie!    

[Fawkinnae]

everyone knows I am 675 soon to be 676 months old! to old for  and to young for Borgie!    

Burl Ives - Call Me Mr In Between Lyrics

12. CALL ME MR. IN-BETWEEN
(Mr. In-Between, Mr. In-Between Pickin's mighty lean, Mr. In-Between)

Well, I'm too old for girls and I'm too young for women
I've looked all around and my hopes are a-dimmin'
I feel like a fish not allowed any swimmin'
And it makes a fella mean

To feel he's a part of the Lost Generation
I feel like a choo-choo that can't find the station
I work like a dog with no recreation
They call me Mr. In-Between

(Mr. In-Between, Mr. In-Between Pickin's mighty lean, Mr. In-Between)
Got a hotrod Chevy with a twin carburetor
And I know a gal that's a real sharp tomater
And she's got a Daddy with a Caddy that'll date 'er
You see what I mean

Those sweet little things just set me a-droolin'
I'm too big for sodas and I'm too old for schoolin'
Too young for lovin' but I'm too old for foolin'
They call me Mr. In-Between

(Mr. In-Between, Mr. In-Between Pickin's mighty lean, Mr. In-Between)

I feel like a sailboat kept in a bottle
I feel like an engineer that can't find the throttle
I'm too small to walk but I'm too big to toddle
And, Lordy, I'm turnin' green

To see all the men makin' time with the ladies
The high school kids at the show with their babies
While I run around like a dog with the rabies
They call me Mr. In-Between

(Mr. In-Between, Mr. In-Between Pickin's mighty lean, Mr. In-Between)

[fubar]

wipper snappers psh, the correct term is YOUNG GUNS! And i think its time myself and a few other members whos diets dont consist mainly of vitamins and fish oil band together and put a stop to the bashing  of non-AARP members!

[Bobby Bass]

Young guns! More like shooting blanks     

[Lee Borgersen]

everyone knows I am 675 soon to be 676 months old! to old for  and to young for Borgie!    

That puts you just about even with Fawkinnae I reckon. Ya I know what you mean about to young for Borgie since I'm 1.5 months younger than her. Not that I keep reminding her about it since you all know what a standup guy I am. Well, It used to stand up. 

[Bobby Bass]

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That puts you just about even with Fawkinnae I reckon. Ya I know what you mean about to young for Borgie since I'm 1.5 months younger than her. Not that I keep reminding her about it since you all know what a standup guy I am. Well, It used to stand up. 

[/quote] LEE you dog, an older woman eh! 

[HD]

wipper snappers psh, the correct term is YOUNG GUNS! And i think its time myself and a few other members whos diets dont consist mainly of vitamins and fish oil band together and put a stop to the bashing  of non-AARP members!

You got the young part right.....But, ya gotta have pipes, to have guns. 
(I don't think we have to explain that one)
And, you guy's are still wet behind the ears... (you still have to ask mama if you can skip nap and cookie time to go fish'in)

You got the vitamins right....but we take the adult kind (un-like your flinstone's) and I take mine with beer....not cool-aid! 

[HD]

everyone knows I am 675 soon to be 676 months old! to old for  and to young for Borgie!    

Well, if we are counting months...then I would be 600 and......(mumble...mumble...mumble)...

[Lee Borgersen]

wipper snappers psh, the correct term is YOUNG GUNS! And i think its time myself and a few other members whos diets dont consist mainly of vitamins and fish oil band together and put a stop to the bashing  of non-AARP members!

  I think it's to late fubar. It seems like we've got you surrounded if you like it or not!

[Bobby Bass]

Hey Fubar, We have been looking for someone to cut bait and clean up around the Lodge. Maybe we can work something out, you ever work in the fish cleaning house? You can work on your GUNS between fish..

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey Fubar, We have been looking for someone to cut bait and clean up around the Lodge. Maybe we can work something out, you ever work in the fish cleaning house? You can work on your GUNS between fish..

Give the kid a break Bobby. He's brought his team into the first place slot and should be recognized for his accomplishments. Listen fu, I think you should start posting here from now on:
 http://mnoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?topic=11101.0

[HD]

OH! That'll leave a mark!

(Lee shoots right for the nards)

[Lee Borgersen]

OH! That'll leave a mark!

(Lee shoots right for the nards)

Borgie didn't think that was nice of me to do, but what do I care what she thinks after 45 yrs of marriage. Besides that she's on another team anyhow!

[HD]

Ya never know.....he might like the pink curtains in there!

Tell Borgie, he might even "spruce" it up a little! 

[The General]

Hey Fubar her are some parting gifts for the ole timers.  They can fight over who gets what.

[fubar]

HAHA do i know my way around a gut house?! I will out fillet anyone on this site and then help you with the ones you havent finished yet because im bored! If i was cleaning fish for you guys i would have bigger muscles than Arnold pumping iron on my down time! (ps. dibs on the big momma undies)

[HD]

Dem der....are some bigg'uns! 

(I wonder if they come in blaze orange) 

[Bobby Bass]

  Funny how the General just happens to have pictures of these items ...Makes one think he uses what he shows.. 

[HD]

Maybe he's like the amway salesman.........you can ask him if he can give you a discount? 

[Lee Borgersen]

Maybe he's like the amway salesman.........you can ask him if he can give you a discount? 

Now let me get this straight

So, in essences what your trying say is that he does in house demonstrations?  I hope he doesn't try to resell those prostate exam kits.

[HD]

Lee.......I can't get noth'in past you!

That's EXACTLY what I was think'in! 

[Fawkinnae]

I'd like to point out the value of extensive yoga training when it comes to the do-it-yourself prostrate exam.