2010 MNO Smack Down

[Lee Borgersen]

I would be honored sir BB. Speaking of Big Slick, I noticed he was visiting the site this morning and signed up for The Challenge  

Yep! I can see it now. I have a photo in my desk from the 2008 Championship Challenge Banquet at The Lodge. If anyone would like a copy just shoot me an e-mail. Seems like yesterday

Bobby on the left....Big Slick in the middle.....Lee on the right.
                        

                                

I remember how we used to argue about which one of us was the handsomest.  

[fubar]

Whats a guy gotta do to get one of those fancy fishing champ tags? Im prety sure there is a dominating force on here that hasnt gotten his recognition yet

[Lee Borgersen]

Whats a guy gotta do to get one of those fancy fishing champ tags? Im prety sure there is a dominating force on here that hasnt gotten his recognition yet

Here's Your Recognition!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXfuVPPHsc4&feature=related

[Big Slick]

Ya'll ain't got a chance this year cause my beautiful Trophy Wife let me by new fishin line this spring. And my boat motor runs as long as it isn't opened to full throttle.
Yep, you poor dirty little punks ain't got a chance if I find the time to actually get the boat in the water.

(Hope this pays as much as the B.A.S.S.* Masters does.)

[prosupermag]

See thats most of you old timers problem is the fact that you have the boat you have the gear and have some of the knowledge to fish but you never even put the boat  in the water for the year and before some of you get realy pissed about this comment read the 3rd word again

[Lee Borgersen]

See thats most of you old timers problem is the fact that you have the boat you have the gear and have some of the knowledge to fish but you never even put the boat  in the water for the year and before some of you get realy pissed about this comment read the 3rd word again

It sure must be nice to be 28 and never have to worry about getting old in your lifetime. That's when young fellers like you need to suck it up and invite one of those old timers along on one of your fishin trips. Because their old and have trouble trying to launch and retrieve the old boat don't mean they ain't got the desire or the juice to fish all day. Oh, and before you think I'm mad.... I'm not. It's just that I can relate to some of those old timers since it's just a matter of time (God forbid) before I'll be in the same situation some day.

Some of those old boys have to practice casting with a cane.



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[kenhuntin]

There is no need to sleep during the fishing season, thats why god gave me deer season! haha, but in all honesty if you want to insault me you shuld have jsut skipped berkly and went straight to ugly stick   ...its fenwick, abu, northland, mommy, daddy  
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Not an insult I just do not give a compliment without a poke. And I do like your choice of Fenwick,Abu, and Northland. Honestly though you must have used berkely trilene aint cha?

[Bobby Bass]

Thing about us "Old Timers" is that when we go fishing we don't need no reason. If it's raining, no big deal, Some wind, I have fished in wind before. Launch is a little shallow you just bring a shovel and dig a hole for the trailer tires. No cell service, no deal if I want to talk to someone I'll bring them fishing with me. Football season I'll still be fishing, deep into October, and where I live there will be a good chance there will be snow at the launch. Don't need no excuses, don't need perfect days." Old guys brag about what they have done, seems young fellers brag about what they are dreamin" 

[prosupermag]

I will be right there with you on that fishing late into october bobby last year I was fishing into november My friend caught this one last november 6  it was only 29.5 inches long but it weighed 11lbs 5oz 

[DDSBYDAY]

  1] Bass-walleye -northern pike
             2] Mouth closed with ruler of some type
             3] A clear pic that shows the fish and the length
             4] the mystery item must be in the pic as well

Fish caught out of the contest time while are impressive, are a non factor!! 

                        A 300 yard drive on the driving range will not get you on the leader board.      (sand the floor)-  There is no hurry.

[fubar]

AHH ken you got me, 6 lb low-vis green smoooooooth casting!

[Lee Borgersen]

Exercise regiment for the MNO Fishing Challenge Old Timers.
 
Please do not attempt to try this if you don't fall into the Old Timers Category!
 
 
EXERCISE FOR CONTESTANTS 48 and OVER 
 

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.  (I'm at this level.)    
  

 
 
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.  
 

[Lee Borgersen]

  Time is getting short.....Better get your act together....Sign up now.
 
It seems that the majority of last seasons MNO top rated fishermen & women have already registered for the 2010 Fishing Challenge. With the draft being only 17 days away it's highly recommended you sign up now. Timely registration will most likely land you on a team with a top rated fisherman on draft day.

Those choosing to sign up after the draft deadline may be less likely to have as strong a team as those picked in the draft  

 My Error!
"There won't be any teams picked after the draft. If they don't sign up before the dead line...s.o.l."


** Disclaimer

** This is only my opinion.

[Cody Gruchow]

i havent signed up yet...trying to let your guys hopes get up a bit so you have more of a chance.

[Lee Borgersen]

i havent signed up yet...trying to let your guys hopes get up a bit so you have more of a chance.

Like I stated:   "It seems that the majority of last seasons MNO top rated fishermen & women have already registered for the 2010 Fishing Challenge."

Thanks for proving my point Just keep stalling and you may wind up with The General on your team. That should scare some sense into you!

[HD]

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Those choosing to sign up after the draft deadline may be less likely to have as strong a team as those picked in the draft.

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Ah....Lee?
There won't be any teams picked after the draft. If they don't sign up before the dead line...s.o.l.

[Lee Borgersen]

That's why your #1 judge. Your always one step ahead in the thinking dept.

Looks like we won't be considering these applicants for next years challenge Judge positions.

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[Bobby Bass]

Tick Tock Tick Tock.... time is running out if you have not signed up for this years Challenge... Don't be surprised and find yourself on the outside looking in come May 15th.  If you are new here this smack chat is very quiet, wait till teams are announced and then the real stuff will start to get flung around here. If you don't have any waders it might be a good idea to get some as it can be hard to wade around in here and still stay clean.. Tick Tock Tick Tock 

[Lee Borgersen]

Well, I just don't know what to make of it.   It seems that the king of smack is suffering from burnout.   Yep, that must be it!
We may just have to revoke his title as "Smackdown King".    Since he's given up posting on the smackdown thread and hasn't even signed up for this years Challenge I have Grave concerns.

Where art thou our General? We know your out there somewhere in the weeds just waiting to pounce. Give us a sign Anointed One.

[The General]

No burn out.  Just haven't seen anything recently worthy of a smack down  . 

[Bobby Bass]

I think he is lost in his food plot 

[Lee Borgersen]

I think he is lost in his food plot  

I think you may be right Bobby. This may be his time off period. Somehow there must a plot behind all of this. Maybe his wife sent him outside to the weed patch (sorry meant plot) to plot his strategy for the 2010 challenge. You can't blame her after the poor showing The General produced last year. What an embarrassment for the whole family. Especially for the little Generals. That's why I'm trying to be as sympathetic and understanding as possible towards him during this period in his life.

[The General]

Lee sorry but you or Bobby are wrong again as usual.  Just busy with work.  Fishing is not on my mind just yet.  Making you and Bobby my whipping boys is just around the corner.  Don't worry your pretty little head about that.

[Fawkinnae]

Lee looks like he's enjoying his spanking/whipping - or is that Bobby?

[Big Slick]

Something is seriously wrong with a man that plays with toys in this manner. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Something is seriously wrong with a man that plays with toys in this manner.  

Sorry   (b.s. is short for Big Slick) but the general can't reply at this time since he's out working his weed patch er a um plot Just for the record, I'm the one with the whip. Bobby told me that I don't give him half the beating his wife does. He should get wipped by Borgie. She's got arms like a blacksmith. godda go...here comes borgie!

[Randy Kaar]

You guys are too much! Thanks for the laugh this morning!   

randy

[The General]

Numbers 37-40 on the sign up sheet!  Looks like the big dogs are coming to the party.  Now if that one guy who's being chicken  would sign up. 

[Woody]

C'mon Randy....you heard the man....sign up!

[Fawkinnae]

Keep smackin' Herr General!