2010 MNO Smack Down

[HD]

Right now....we have enough for 17 teams....

What's the hold up folks? 

Com'on and sign up!

[Lee Borgersen]

What a nightmare I had last night. I dreamt that The General was chosen to be on my team in the Fishing Challenge. Not only that, I've been working on my smackdown phrases all winter so I can try to dethrone The King of smack this season.

 So, there we were winding up on the same team. Not only that, but everyone knows he never catches crap. I Woke Up screaming!  Borgie woke up and asked what happened and I was afraid to tell her for fear she may have the same nightmare.

[GirlGuide]

                  
Good God Lee, so so SOOOO SORRY to hear about the dream you had, ...I mean, the NIGHTMARE FROM HELL that you had last night!!!  That HAD to of done some serious damage!
...I just don't know if your ever going to be the same again!  There's a good chance, a damn good chance, that you have some permanent damage, ...you really should go get checked out!
I seriously hope that Borgie really didn't have the same outlandish nighmare as well, or I'm just gonna say it, because you know it's true, "you might as well pack it in now, cuz your both screwed!"  ...but, best of luck to ya!  ~gg 

[The General]

What a nightmare I had last night. I dreamt that The General was chosen to be on my team in the Fishing Challenge. Not only that, I've been working on my smackdown phrases all winter so I can try to dethrone The King of smack this season.

 So, there we were winding up on the same team. Not only that, but everyone knows he never catches crap. I Woke Up screaming!  Borgie woke up and asked what happened and I was afraid to tell her for fear she may have the same nightmare.

I bet you pooped your pants as well........we all know how old timers have troubles with that anyway.

You have now just earned a new name too.........M.C. Skidmark

[The General]

GG,

Are you feeling lucky.......Punk?  Well are you?  Go ahead and make my day and post another smack against me.  I'll smack down you into next week and leave ya lay.........Buzzards got eat too.  

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

[Lee Borgersen]

  

Things are starting to heat up on the smackdown thread. Stay tuned for the Fishing Challenge Opener results. He said She said. This will be one of the roughest tuffest cage fights in MNO history.

The    v/s   (of smack)  



Looks to me that I see a little side bet brewing between ~gg and The General on the best opening day fish entered according to the Challenge Bylaws.  

***Photos of our two enemy combatants as shown below. If you you spot one of them on the lake please allow at least a 200 yard buffer Zone.

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[The General]

Lee,

If it was between GG and me you'd have to take the word "Challenge"  out of "Fishing Challenge".  She would be nothing but a light snack for me.  In fact I'll just leave me light work to you.

[kayakgal]

Watch out everyone. You are in for some stiff competition! 


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[Woody]

How on earth did you land that without a gaff? 


 



Welcome to MNO! 

[kayakgal]

The drag was screaming so I let him run as I yelled  for the big net. It was a fight to the finish and I won!

[Woody]

!!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!       !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!          !!!WARNING!!!

Watch your step! This thread is loaded with:

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[HD]

We do rent these when it gets a little deep....... 

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[Woody]

Those would have been good in the first 5 pages.....after that it went to chest waders until page 10....I believe we're up to stilts now.   

[The General]

How on earth did you land that without a gaff?  


 



Welcome to MNO!  

Ask Lee and GG they know Myself, we know exactly how to catch those big ones.  
       


P.S. Kayakgal...........welcome to MNO

[MTCOMMER]

Ask Lee and GG they know (Myself, we know) exactly how to catch those big ones.  

General, I couldnt let you lie to everyone and make them believe that you know how to catch big fish!    

 

[Borgie]

Kayakgal don't let these clowns gang up on you. GG and I have got your back.

Borgie

[DDSBYDAY]

I pay attention to detail. Look again at Kayakgals pic in slow motion.  I hope you and Borgie are on my team!!

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[Lee Borgersen]

 

Now I know where to get my Challenge fish photos doctored.

[Lee Borgersen]

  I Think I Feel A Draft Coming On!

 

Good luck everyone.

May your fish all be tiny..... and may all mine be large....by the end of The Challenge....you'll see I'm in charge!

Lee (Shakespeare) Borgersen

[MTCOMMER]

Now I know where to get my Challenge fish photos doctored.

Scott, you will have a little extra work to do between now and Oct 15th.... Lee will be sending you pictures of all the fish he catches so you can make big enough to count for the Challenge!

[kayakgal]

Roderick Haig-Brown:  "Anglers...exaggerate grossly and make gentle and inoffensive creatures sound like wounded buffalo and man-eating tigers."

[Lee Borgersen]

By the way, So far I've got 15 registered domain names lined up to choose from for our new team. If any of you are stuck for a team name at this point just drop me a note and I'll be glad to help you out with a registered team domain name for a nominal fee. After all that's what friends are for. 

[The General]

Lee,

Didn't my crack pot investigation team oust those names.......yes they did.


P.S.  I see wildlifeMN showed up at the last hour.  Just another person for me to beat.

[kayakgal]

Less then 24 hours to go. Here's to beginners luck 

[GirlGuide]

GG,

Are you feeling lucky.......Punk?  Well are you?  Go ahead and make my day and post another smack against me.  I'll smack down you into next week and leave ya lay.........Buzzards got eat too.    

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Lee,

If it was between GG and me you'd have to take the word "Challenge"  out of "Fishing Challenge".  She would be nothing but a light snack for me.  In fact I'll just leave me light work to you.

Uh oh....   I think this "punk" is about to get smacked down until next week! NOT!! Jenny, the ONLY thing that you could possibly smack down and leave lay for the buzzards is the little worms you keep dropping all over the place everytime you try to bait your damn hook! I know this is a very scary task for you honey, but someday ya just never know, you just might get the hang of it!!

And Lee, if this was between Jenny and I, you would have to take the word "FISHING" out of the Challenge, because my girlfriend over there hasn't quite mastered his Barbie Pole yet.  ...baby steps, this year, let's let him get use to the little wormies. And Jenny, it's really not going to help you get to the next step if you keep letting your wife bait your hook for you, ....time to pull up your skirt, and take a deep breath! If you need a little more courage, of course you can always suck down a few of your beloved wine coolers before you give it another go, ...just make sure Momma's drivin'! Wouldn't want you gettin' too out of control...


Smack   < ME down until next week, .....        
I don't care what anyone says, ...that's just down right funny right there!
King of WHAT?   Ha Ha, I don't think sooooooo!  

Hey Jenny, ...throw it in already,   I'll bait your damn hook.  

~gg  

[Woody]

 

OUCH!


 


(she's good at this!)     

[HD]

The draft will close noon today, so get in while you can.

There will be NO second round draft pick this year. (We have people waiting in the wings to round out teams if needed) Once the draft is closed, a thread will be started with the drafted teams.
Then another, to be able to post your teams name. It is up to you to get with your team mates to pick a team name.

Then a leader board will be added, and "The General" (#3 Judge) is the moderator for that board.
"Fawkinnea" (#2 Judge) is the moderator for the fish posting board.
"Jeff" is the prize cordinator....He will be putting the prize packages together as the come in. 1st, 2nd, 3rd......
"Lee" is prize central, all gift card donations get sent to him (that way we have a single point contact) You can also contact him with questions about prize donations.

Any questions can be directed to me, or any of the MNO staff.....

The #1 Judge, Hunter

[Lee Borgersen]

Just as last years draft party we will be hiring ladies to be hostesses. If you are interested please contact Lee Borgersen.

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[wildlifeminnesota]

Lee,

Didn't my crack pot investigation team oust those names.......yes they did.


P.S.  I see wildlifeMN showed up at the last hour.  Just another person for me to beat.

General, you can't catch a fish if it was right in a hole in front,  
Talk is cheep,  

[HD]

I made a error in my previous post (as pointed out by someone  )

Draft closes at noon today.