2012 Smack Down

[Lee Borgersen]

If there's anyone out there feeling bad because you haven't gotten smacked yet, just hang in there. G.O. and I  will most certainly get around to you.   Unfortunately do to age limitations we do get low on smack energy from time to time.   Not to worry though because DDS & The General will be more than happy to jump in and fulfill all your smack desires.


Here at the MNO smackdown thread "Were always looking out for you."  

[DDSBYDAY]

     Seems we have chased off all the young whipper snappers before the challenge has even started.  It seems Lee** has even chased off his team mates from last year.  I think I will start working on my teams acceptance speech now.  The awards banquet last year was a little weak.  This year a team with flare is going to win. 

[The General]

DDS the only thing you could chase off are any women in the room.  You and Marion had better stick to hiding, running and sucker punching............things that you both do well.   

[greatoutdoors]

If there's anyone out there feeling bad because you haven't gotten smacked yet, just hang in there. G.O. and I  will most certainly get around to you.   Unfortunately do to age limitations we do get low on smack energy from time to time.   Not to worry though because DDS & The General will be more than happy to jump in and fulfill all your smack desires.


Here at the MNO smackdown thread "Were always looking out for you."  

You got that right, it's early in the pre season.
Lee and I are starting real slow, working out in the bull pen so we can really throw some heat on the opener!!

[greatoutdoors]

   Seems we have chased off all the young whipper snappers before the challenge has even started.  It seems Lee** has even chased off his team mates from last year.  I think I will start working on my teams acceptance speech now.  The awards banquet last year was a little weak.  This year a team with flare is going to win. 

Acceptance speech??????
This will be a first, when Dental Flossie accepts the award for being on a team registering the three smallest fish in the history of the Challenge!!
I can't wait to see his Molarship, proudly posing with his 3" Bass, 5" Walleye, and 10" Northern Pike, for a grand total of 18 inches!! (with a magnifying glass strapped around his neck for viewing them )
Of course, this is all contingant on his finding his way to a lake to fish, and not getting lost like last year!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

[The General]

   Seems we have chased off all the young whipper snappers before the challenge has even started.  It seems Lee** has even chased off his team mates from last year.  I think I will start working on my teams acceptance speech now.  The awards banquet last year was a little weak.  This year a team with flare is going to win. 

Acceptance speech??????
This will be a first, when Dental Flossie accepts the award for being on a team registering the three smallest fish in the history of the Challenge!!
I can't wait to see his Molarship, proudly posing with his 3" Bass, 5" Walleye, and 10" Northern Pike, for a grand total of 18 inches!! (with a magnifying glass strapped around his neck for viewing them )
Of course, this is all contingant on his finding his way to a lake to fish, and not getting lost like last year!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

DDS couldn't find his way to the center of a tootsie pop.   

[glenn57]

so how would the judges measure that catch in the second pic of DDS's last post?????

[The General]

so how would the judges measure that catch in the second pic of DDS's last post?????

Real simple actually.  We wouldn't have to because he could have only caught her by illegal means or his buddy caught it for him. 

[DDSBYDAY]

    Thats just some arm candy I will be bringing to the awards banquet this fall.  Most of these guys don't notice anything if it isn't slimy and have scales.

   On a side note be sure to bring your kids by Greatoutdoors' bait shop on Easter.  He passes out candy to all the kids.

[Lee Borgersen]

   Thats just some arm candy I will be bringing to the awards banquet this fall.  Most of these guys don't notice anything if it isn't slimy and have scales.

   On a side note be sure to bring your kids by Greatoutdoors' bait shop on Easter.  He passes out candy to all the kids.

 
I don't think G.O. will be trying that candy stunt any more after being arrested back in 2001 for doing that same thing.

[DDSBYDAY]

   I heard Borgie is going to be there as well.  

[glenn57]

  you clowns are going to be all "SMACKED" out before this even gets underway. then look out!!!!!!!!

just sayin!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

  I heard Borgie is going to be there as well.  

Ya it's true but, isn't she cute.

[greatoutdoors]

   Thats just some arm candy I will be bringing to the awards banquet this fall.  Most of these guys don't notice anything if it isn't slimy and have scales.

   On a side note be sure to bring your kids by Greatoutdoors' bait shop on Easter.  He passes out candy to all the kids.

 
I don't think G.O. will be trying that candy stunt any more after being arrested back in 2001 for doing that same thing.

I remember that year well!
Borgersen snuck on the deck of my shop in a rabbit suit, called himself the "Leester Bunny" and invited all children to sit on his lap!!
We opened the hunting season early that year, and Lee is still picking the pellets out of his butt!

[DDSBYDAY]

Breaking News!!   The General caught spreading the Zebra Mussel to area lakes
          The skeeters are out and so is the General.      

[The General]

Whether DDS is fishing in the challenge or looking for a date he is
 

[glenn57]

now thats just plain sic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wildlifeminnesota]

Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota Wildlifeminnesota  
 
That's right! I'm glad you brought that up. So, speaking of Wildlifeminnesota, has Willy gone into hibernation again this spring? Is he suffering from smackaphobia (fear of smack)? Maybe he's playing hard to smack. Has he lost a step over the winter and is afraid to come out to play? Maybe he's depressed because he wasn't chosen for Dancing With The Stars.
 
It's hard to figure this guy out. Last year a hero and this year a zero.
 
 
Stay tuned folks, time will tell.

[wildlifeminnesota]

I think you scored a Bingo on this one Lee.
Willy is a Big Puss, knows that last year was pure luck, and will never be seen again on the Challenge!!!
In the world of 50's and 60's music, they were called "One Hit Wonders!"
For the fishing Challenge, we can change the name to "Sissy Syndrome!"
OH YEAH!!!!

I think we all know who the big puss is After the beating you got last year!!!!! 
                 O-ya 

[greatoutdoors]

Willy,
Young whipper snappers like yourself are pretty elated when they get lucky the first time, thinking it's gonna happen again.
This year, your head will be used as a dance studio for whatever team I'm on,  because we will be "Cloggin' in Your Noggin"
That's right, Chump, tormenting you 24/7 with the royal butt kickin' your about to receive!!
OH YEAH!!!!

[greatoutdoors]

I think we all know who the big puss is After the beating you got last year!!!!! 
                 O-ya 

As I cruised through the 2012 Challenge sign up, I don't see your name Puss Boy!!
Shaking too hard out of fear to type it in????
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

[wildlifeminnesota]

I think we all know who the big puss is After the beating you got last year!!!!! 
                 O-ya 

As I cruised through the 2012 Challenge sign up, I don't see your name Puss Boy!!
Shaking too hard out of fear to type it in????
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

Nope i am not sign in,  That Because I am still in a fishing  Challenge that you was a puss and did not sign up for!!! 

So go look in the mirier and see who the puss is!!   

[corny13]

You hit the nail with the Hammer on that one Wild! GTO must have been to scared to sign up for the Icefishing Challenge...after your wooping u gave him or afraid of the 

[greatoutdoors]

You hit the nail with the Hammer on that one Wild! GTO must have been to scared to sign up for the Icefishing Challenge...after your wooping u gave him or afraid of the 

Oh, ganging up on TGO, are we????
Who wrote this Willy, your mother or your boyfriend????
OH YEAH!!

[Bobby Bass]

Hey GTO I have put Lake Vermillion in my sights for this season. I now have a buddy's place thirty minutes away from the lake to launch an assault from. Which means Ely is within range to!

[wildlifeminnesota]

You hit the nail with the Hammer on that one Wild! GTO must have been to scared to sign up for the Icefishing Challenge...after your wooping u gave him or afraid of the 

Oh, ganging up on TGO, are we????
Who wrote this Willy, your mother or your boyfriend????
OH YEAH!!

I smell seal poo!!! 

[greatoutdoors]

You smell Seal poo?
Hmmm, must be some left on the end of your nose from last summer when you were kissing up to Bobby, The General, and me on a regular basis!!

[wildlifeminnesota]

You smell Seal poo?
Hmmm, must be some left on the end of your nose from last summer when you were kissing up to Bobby, The General, and me on a regular basis!!

Are you say you stink!!! 

[wildlifeminnesota]

We all no that!!!!! 

[greatoutdoors]

You smell Seal poo?
Hmmm, must be some left on the end of your nose from last summer when you were kissing up to Bobby, The General, and me on a regular basis!!

Are you say you stink!!! 

It was just a reference to the location your nose was usually stuck, and the fact that it may have had some remnants left on it!