2013 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown

[corny13]

I think HD and Jr. are waiting for a 2013 ROCKBASS challenge  as they want the coveted  MNO Trophy Rockbass. 

[HD]

I saved them, so when I need a good laugh, I go back and read um! 

[Bobby Bass]

Really?   ?

I saved all the pm's you sent me fer the last five years......
Figured I'd write a book called "Willy's Whines"

Prolly sell as well as the MNO bumper stickers.    

I would think that one would write itself..... Better title might be just "ME and my friend I"   

[Lee Borgersen]

Or,We meaning: Me, Myself, & I

[wildlifeminnesota]

You now see the true man unkindest in sore losers,       

[HD]

You now see the true man unkindest in sore losers,       

Sorry, I don't understand jibberish..... 

[wildlifeminnesota]

You now see the true man unkindest in sore losers,      

Coming from ex team that in up winning With out post one fish  

As for HD I also save all my e-mail from the day I sign up here!!!!  

[The General]

    That is some good stuff there by all.   

[The General]

If your worried about me and Jr. Lee, we are not going to be joining the festivities this year.
 

Big  Babies

I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and crap a better argument then that.

[HD]

You now see the true man unkindest in sore losers,      

Coming from ex team that in up winning With out post one fish  

As for HD I also save all my e-mail from the day I sign up here!!!!  

Did ya save the one where you said you were gonna take your ball and go home cry'in like a hurt little school girl?
That one was my favorite......... 

[wildlifeminnesota]

You now see the true man unkindest in sore losers,      

Coming from ex team that in up winning With out post one fish  

As for HD I also save all my e-mail from the day I sign up here!!!!  

Did ya save the one where you said you were gonna take your ball and go home cry'in like a hurt little school girl?
That one was my favorite......... 

More  just like your execs 

Your not running the fishing challenge and your not a judge this year,,,, execs execs execs 

[HD]

Ding...ding.....ding......... Johnny, tell the dipstick what he has won........Nuth'in

You finally got one right. Yup, I'm not running the challenge this year.
Just for the fact that I figured it was someone else's turn to listen to your whining (hence #3)
 

                                                                                                     

[greatoutdoors]

Gentlemen, gentlemen!!
We must stop all this petty bickering, and treat each other as human beings!! 
You always see Lee and myself leading by example, not taking cheap shots at others that truly deserve them, like that "can't catch no fish" guy, DDS!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

                        AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

                          "A SMACK FROM THE PAST"

I was at the barbershop awaiting my turn yesterday. So, I figured I'd thumb through the miscellaneous magazines and I picked up this one magazine and when I saw the cover it happened. I almost craped my pants because I was laughing so hard.   At first everyone thought I was high on something because I couldn't stop laughing. Then the guy waiting next to me poked his head over to see what was so funny and he started laughing.  

Before you know it everyone in the shop started laughing just because the sound of laughter becomes contagious.    Most of the guys didn't even know what they were laughing about. The barber was shaving some guys face and because he was laughing so hard he cut his clients face.   The guy with the cut face was perturbed and got very angry.   Just at that point he jumped up from the chair angrily and yelled "What the hell is so funny".

I thought he was going to take a swing at the barber,   so I ran in front of him. Just as he cocked his arm to strike I stuck the magazine cover in front of his face. Instantly he fell to his knees and started to laugh hysterically.

By now I know your all wondering what the heck was so funny about that magazine cover. Well I just couldn't believe the The General would pay someone to have his picture on the cover of an outdoors magazine.



                            Our Beloved General

[Lee Borgersen]

                            Enter Sandman
 

It's time to start calling some of these people out that have yet to sign up for The 2013 Fishing Challenge.
 
Let's start with the sandman. Where art thou Mr. Sandman? We need skilled fisherman to sign up NOW!
 
After dedicating this song to you SANDMAN you have no choice but to sign up. Let's get it done!
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_aR2Eu1T2A[/youtube]

[WalleyeWoman]

Being a new member of the site, I must ask, who is this Borgie?  Does she fish? 
Walleye Woman

That Lee better half and yes she out fish Lee all the time.  

Ohhhh, doesnt Lee know how to fish?   

[Lee Borgersen]

Being a new member of the site, I must ask, who is this Borgie?  Does she fish? 
Walleye Woman

That Lee better half and yes she out fish Lee all the time.  

Ohhhh, doesnt Lee know how to fish?   

Did I just get smacked by WalleyeWoman? Or was I just bitten by a annoying little fly

[Lee Borgersen]

                    kenhuntin.....kenhuntin.......kenhuntin

I've been appointed by DDS as a bounty hunter. kenhuntin, your name is on my list. DDS has offered me eight cents for everyone I can capture and bring in to sign up for the 2013 Fishing Challenge. Now! Do I have to come after you or are you going to come in peacefully and sign up on your own?

[wildlifeminnesota]

Being a new member of the site, I must ask, who is this Borgie?  Does she fish? 
Walleye Woman

That Lee better half and yes she out fish Lee all the time.  

Ohhhh, doesnt Lee know how to fish?   

 

[Boar]

So Lee, you must be the one on the right, huh? That get up is flattering that's for sure.

[Lee Borgersen]

So Lee, you must be the one on the right, huh? That get up is flattering that's for sure.

Just remember Boar

[Boar]

Lol! Yeah, but your so fulla poop yur eyes are brown.

[Bobby Bass]

Boar you should know the best thing for a boar to do is stay hidden, out of sight so to speak. Now you have gone and painted a big target on yourself for Lee...  I can see Lee now with his CSI bulletin board and now your picture is on it,  just below Wilds and The Great Outdoors 

[DDSBYDAY]

  He could be saved by being drawn on the same team.    

[Bobby Bass]

I don't know  Lee is getting up there in years and teammates just kind of become a blurr to him    Lucky for him Borgie still is around to help him 

[Lee Borgersen]

I don't know  Lee is getting up there in years and teammates just kind of become a blurr to him    Lucky for him Borgie still is around to help him 

Have you been talking to Borgie again? She never tells my nothing because I just forget it anyways

[Bobby Bass]

What can I say Lee, I am always nice to Borgie. Sooner or later I will end up on a team with her and I don't want to have to fear the "Beatdown" Actually I am wondering what it would be like to fish on a team with Borgie and the Walleye Woman    But I have a feeling the best teammate for the ladies would be either Wild or DDS I would pay to be a little mouse on that boat.. I can see them now all sitting in the boat  with Walleye Women and Borgie with their knitting as they direct Wild or DDS to Knit and Purl or maybe just Wild to work on his Eyelet and Lace pattern..

[Lee Borgersen]

                              MNO POP QUIZ

Q. What's the difference between Boar, Boring & Bored?

A. Nothing!

[Lee Borgersen]

What can I say Lee, I am always nice to Borgie. Sooner or later I will end up on a team with her and I don't want to have to fear the "Beatdown" Actually I am wondering what it would be like to fish on a team with Borgie and the Walleye Woman    But I have a feeling the best teammate for the ladies would be either Wild or DDS I would pay to be a little mouse on that boat.. I can see them now all sitting in the boat  with Walleye Women and Borgie with their knitting as they direct Wild or DDS to Knit and Purl or maybe just Wild to work on his Eyelet and Lace pattern..

I think the girls would be safer fishing with willy since his mind never strays away from catching big fish. However DDS on the other hand is always on the hunt for female companionship and fish catching is secondary as he's already proven to everyone. He may not be trustworthy

[Bobby Bass]

You know I was thinking, we forgot all about Great Outdoors, I am sure he would enjoy a good cup of tea and some of Borgie's oatmeal cookies.. BABY