punching a celebrity in the face

[dakids]

If you could only punch 1 celebrity in the face who would it be? And why?

Mine would be Piers Morgan.  I can't stand the sound of his voice while he is crying about gun control.

[Goosepond Monster]

I'm not sure if he is a celebrity or not, but the first name that comes to mind is Doug Gottlieb.

[DDSBYDAY]

  I would never hit a women so I think I would be safe with Rosie O'Donnell.   

[Lee Borgersen]

Alan Colmes (previously on Hannity & Colmes Fox News)

Why? Because he makes me with his philosophy.

He also gives me the creeps!

[lentz]

Obama because he wants my guns

[thunderpout]

Question...... Does that mean you would get away with punching them in the face......?  Kind of open ended..... like, per say, what happens if you punch Mike Tyson in the face?  Not that he'd be my choice, but ya hear what Im sayin?   Reminds me of the Peter Griffin/Family Guy rehtorical question he throws out at the Drunken Clam to his buddies.... Ummmmmm, I need to think about this a bit......

[kenhuntin]

Interesting question.
 I am a forgive them Lord for they know not what they do person though.
 My father who was never a sit down and talk guy told me at the time I was coming of age so to speak. " There is never an excuse or reason to hit a woman ever " and then came the surprise: " unless She deserves it" (end of conversation). Although I already knew  I completely understood what he meant and He knew I did.
 There could be a time when it would be necessary but so far in my 50 years I have not witnessed an incident that called for it.
 It would have to be an incident to protect someone from danger or bodily harm. Or perhaps someone that removes the right of self protection.

[Lee Borgersen]

If I May recommend for those of you here that would not personally care to physically punch someone in the face.
You may consider sending them a Punch-in-the-box. Be sure not to attach your return address or you may wind up getting a punch in the face.

[The General]

Is HD the APR guy a celebrity?   

[HD]

No, but a 5 star general would qualify.  

[FireRanger]

Either Kenny G the sax player or Micheal Bolton  ......for some reason their hair makes me angry..

[beeker]

any reality "star"... just BAM right in the kisser.. man women... child.. don't care.. BAM right in the kisser. hows that for reality

[nontypicalhunter]

Christian Bale, can't stand that guy. Also Tom Cruise, he ruins everything he has ever been in! Including Katie Holmes! 

[deadeye]

Jane Fonda - For all the pain, suffering and hate she caused by her deplorable actions during the Vietnam war. 

[thunderpout]

Ranger... Beeker..... I B crying/laughing my arse off here...... good ones!  Beeker, are you including reality "people" like the Turtle Man, the guy on River Monsters, or are you pointing to the reeeaaaly obvious ones (trying not to include gals and/or kids.... BUT ) Oh, Honey Boo-Boo, (Did I get that name right?) ummmm any of the Kardashians ...... including Bruce Jenner!  Everyone on Jersey Shore! ...... Yeah..... always had a miff with Kenny G..... how does one live with one's self when the music you put out is exactly like the elevator music it ends up being.... dont get it

[thunderpout]

I must add that I could add a good dozen easy for my list, I cant watch 98% of the news on the tube because I hate soooo many of the blowcombs with their agendas and spins they use to manipulate the general public, and most of us fall for it most of the time.... for this I give them the..... 

[glenn57]

for me its Lindsey vonn..............she's gotta have more smarts then to date tiger woods.......

[beeker]

I believe it's spelled "kar-douche-ion"...the river monster guy if I hear him say "fish on" in his totally femm british accent again I'm gonna trebble hook his lips together. stop talking and catch the dang fish already.

ohh and I have to add in i would honey comb the road for any "ice road trucker" that crosses my path.. FYI... YOU CHOOSE TO DO THIS JOB.. SO QUIT CRYIN ABOUT IT YOU BIG BABY

[Boar]

The producers that come up with all thos BS reality shows like monster diva wedding crashers or the bachlorette, or the the people that have to put pop advertisements in a regular show ur watching. an honey booboo when she's 18. or her mom the human thumb.

[beeker]

the human thumb... HA.. love it

[DIRTBALL2]

Being the non-offensive, middle-of-the-road, nice guy that I am, I really wouldn't want to punch anybody in the face! However, it would give me so much pure pleasure to spit in the face of crybaby Piers Morgan! Not to even mention Jane Fonda or Nancy Pelosi!!! :moon:DIRTBALL2

[beeker]

piers morgan isn't a US citizen so he doesn't count..  you can dump in his mouth if you want and it would be fine since he doesnt' really count in the human race