2013 MNO ICE FISHING SMACK-DOWN THREAD--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

[glenn57]

just for that comment general..........I hope I get on your team!!!!!!!!!!

[The General]

just for that comment general..........I hope I get on your team!!!!!!!!!!

I hope so to Buddy.  I'll whip you into shape. 

[Boar]

get a room.

[The General]

get a room.

  Nice one Boar.

[glenn57]

just for that comment general..........I hope I get on your team!!!!!!!!!!

I hope so to Buddy.  I'll whip you into shape. 

at least show me how to use a camera!!!!!!

Boar................stay out of it!!!

[The General]

just for that comment general..........I hope I get on your team!!!!!!!!!!

I hope so to Buddy.  I'll whip you into shape. 

at least show me how to use a camera!!!!!!

Boar................stay out of it!!!

Well we will first have to help you with an even bigger problem.......catching fish big enough to even qualify to take a picture.  Next step is to forget about a camera and use your Union paid smart phone to take the pic.  It makes it much easier to upload the pic to the site. 

[glenn57]

general...........this union cant afford smart phones............we are still using the party line method!!!!!

and the big enough fish????????? :scratch:NO PROBLEM!!!!!! :fishing2: :fishing2:

[The General]

general...........this union cant afford smart phones............we are still using the party line method!!!!!

and the big enough fish????????? :scratch:NO PROBLEM!!!!!! :fishing2: :fishing2:

Yes Glenn I was wrong I see now we have to back up even further for you.  The first step is admitting you have a problem.

[glenn57]

the ONLY problem i'd have is someone took my beer!!!!!!!!!!

[The General]

the ONLY problem i'd have is someone took my beer!!!!!!!!!!

Problem solved buy one of these.............Now to admitting the problem of catching fish.

[Retired on Osakis]

  No need to get a camera  unless you are on my team.   

It's going to be hard to get on your team since you haven't signed up yet. You started the sign up thread but I don't see a number associated with your name yet.

[Retired on Osakis]

just for that comment general..........I hope I get on your team!!!!!!!!!!

I should be on that team also. It's going to take Glenn and I both to carry your hind end to the winners circle. 

[The General]

I didn't start any sign up thread, but i will be signing up.  I'll take you two old farts on the same team with me.  I just hope the metamucil stench isn't add bad as your fishing skills.

[Retired on Osakis]

General,
The part about starting the thread was a response to a post made by DDS.

[Boar]

ok glenn, what happens on the ice stays on the ice.

[DDSBYDAY]

  Ok boys and girls.  What would an ice challenge be without a rule change.   New for this year.  Get used to it because this rule will be implemented in the open water challenge as well next summer.


    There will be no open mouth deductions.  This is how the length of your  fish will be determined.


      5.a      Total Length:
     "To determine the legal length of a fish, lay it flat on its side, squeeze the
tail from tip to tip, and measure from the nose OR jaw, whichever is longer,
to the farthest tip of the tail when fully extended."   The total fish must be in the picture along with the staple item.  Any one of official judges will look at the submitted picture and give it a thumbs up. That means the fish will be scored for your team. Fish pictures must be posted by the last day of the contest, no late or early entries will count.    (To keep the contest interesting we would like to see all fish posted within a few days of catching them). ** Holding fish to score later is not illegal but frowned upon**. sorry

   


               

[Boar]

Boy that some smackdown. ouch, take it easy its all in fun, ya dont have to be so harsh D.

[Wyofish]

What if the fish sticks out it's tongue? Does the extra length from the tongue count?

[DDSBYDAY]

  Lips only baby   .  I have seen a few of Wyofish's catches.   

[The General]

  Lips only baby   .  I have seen a few of Wyofish's catches.   

If we ever started measuring by how big around they were we would be in trouble. The ones Wyofish catches are bigger around then they are long.  I heard some even have whiskers. 

[Wyofish]

Are we still talking about fish? 

[DDSBYDAY]

   This is fishing-sportman's web site.  It would be  to bring up any of your typical Fri. nights once you get off the water.   

[The General]

I didn't know wyofish was a dance instructor. 

[DDSBYDAY]

  He is not a dance instructor.  He works security.  One time he single highhandedly twisted 3 unruly 350 lb women into what is now know as the Wyofish pretzel.  He is a giving guy and takes his job seriously.  It took the cops 3 hrs. to untangle the pretzel.  The ladies were shall we say, "not too cooperative."   

[The General]

Na.  I think he wears red and is sweating to the oldies.

[Fawkinnae]

  He is not a dance instructor.  He works security.  One time he single highhandedly twisted 3 unruly 350 lb women into what is now know as the Wyofish pretzel.  He is a giving guy and takes his job seriously.  It took the cops 3 hrs. to untangle the pretzel.  The ladies were shall we say, "not too cooperative."   

CLEARLY he does not tell me everything about life in North Dakota... 

[Wyofish]

  This is fishing-sportman's web site.  It would be  to bring up any of your typical Fri. nights once you get off the water.   

Look at those ladies 
But the girls I hang out with are MUCH cuter.

[dakids]

Word on the street this is a picture of his last friend with benefits.
 

[DDSBYDAY]

     We have  to a new low.  I'm almost ashamed at the vitriol spewing at poor Wyofish for venturing into the smack down thread.  Besides, she is blond, and way too slim to be tied into the Wyofish pretzel.      The General on the other hand given an unlimited bar tab and a couple of days might have a chance with that one.   

[Wyofish]

Word on the street this is a picture of his last friend with benefits.
 

dakids, you can't post pictures like that. DDS is getting way too excited. I'm sure he's stocking up on velcro gloves as we speak.