Lee is now an outlaw

[glenn57]

So what do you do with all of the night crawlers?  OR shouldn't I ask?

yea don't ask!!! ya never know what cones out of the mouths of them kinky illinioans!!!

[Rebel SS]

I see where dis one is headed again......

[LPS]

That plate full of them did look pretty "meaty". 

[Lee Borgersen]

So what do you do with all of the night crawlers?  OR shouldn't I ask?

yea don't ask!!! ya never know what cones out of the mouths of them kinky illinioans!!!

Jew guys are just a bad influence on us out-a-state folks.   Yud tink after 12 yrs on dis site I could get a little respect I've decided dat dis will be my final MNO postin so have a good life!


                                                                   
When I told Borgie dat  "I quit MNO she got pissed"    She stated dat she ain't got time on her schedule ta be conversatin wit me all day. Therefore I'm back wit-ca guys.

Dare-fore I guess it's jest you's me and da nightcrawlers!

[Rebel SS]

Well, I see ya wormed outta dis one, too...

[glenn57]

awe come on Lee...........ya know we all love ya!!!!!!!!!!! just ask REB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

Ya!  He's kinda like that big retarded bear wid da stoopid hat on dat kiddie show.....    

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[glenn57]

Ya!  He's kinda like that big challenged bear wid da stoopid hat on dat kiddie show.....    

there i fixed it for ya reb...............wouldnt want Lee to get offended!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

But I like reta.....challenged bears! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Ya!  He's kinda like that big retarded bear wid da stoopid hat on dat kiddie show.....    

    Nuttin wrong wit da kiddie shows!

I'd like ta dedicate dis song ta Reb & Glenn. You's can learn a lot from dem-dare Kiddie shows.


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https://www.mamalisa.com/mp3/worms.mp3

[Rebel SS]

Excellent song! Needs some good backbeat and guitar riffs, though.... Do you have a grandson named Tommy? Jus' wonderin'......




Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pushed the worm right back down in the hole.

The Grandpa got out the 10 dollars and gave it to Tommy.

Tommy said "Grandpa I can't keep this because I cheated. I sprayed the worm with hair spray. That's why I was able to do that."

Grandpa said "No, you keep it."

The next morning at breakfast Grandpa walked up to Tommy and gave him another 10 bucks.

Tommy said "No Grandpa. You already paid me."

Grandpa replied "That money was from Grandma."

[glenn57]

 

albiet.................. .......wait??????????????? Lee and borgie could be grandparents!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

Who's this al biet guy?? New Asian dude?  You shouldn't holler at him... 

[Lee Borgersen]

Ok guys it's time ta bring dis tread back on topic. But I just wanted to show off da value of nightcrawlers dat many have overlooked.

[LPS]

OMG!!!  Everyone needs to take the time to watch this video.  I was almost gagging the first minute.  Man Lee, quite the group you hang with.  Although once I ate a nightcrawler for $10.  Only one though.  Whiskey was involved. 

[mike89]

dats funny!!!!!  worm man!!!

[glenn57]

  :puke:i watched the first 15 seconds..........disqusting!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

:puke:i watched the first 15 seconds..........disqusting!!!!!!

You didn't faint I hope!

[glenn57]

  I seen boar with his shirt off. Way more disgusting!!

[Lee Borgersen]

    Well, It's about time!

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So far dis spring da crawler hunts have been less den spectacular. Been waitin fur da big rain storms. Finally day started but da crawlers been on strike. Only da small guys showin up.

  ...
Dat all changed ta-day wit da air temps in da 60's. We've had rain storms a plenty but da air temps have been in da upper 40's in da mornin. Not conducive to good crawler huntin.

Got ta da forrest preserve bout 6:15 am dis mornin.  I was able ta collect 250 med/large crawlers. Wit my tender love and care day should all become stronger and larger in a week er so!

Tell ya what. I'll go true 17 ta 20 doz crawlers per trip wit 3 clients in da boat. Dat's why I try ta collect as many as I can when I can. Da lake I guide on is loaded wit stinkin rock bass along wit a healthy smallie/large mouth pop.

[glenn57]

 rock bass? aintz dat da Illinios state fish??????

[Lee Borgersen]

  ....Glenn,
 
Just got yer PM bout da nightcrawlers. I'll try an answer yer question in a discreat fashion.
No! I did not see any worms kanoodling together.
No! I won't won't bring my camera wit and send ya photos of da worms kanoodling for yer viewing enjoyment!
You musta been watchin Judge Judy cuz she is da only one dat uses dat phrase (kanoodling)


click on da judge fur her response....

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[Lee Borgersen]

  ......
Well, I don't know bout jews guys but I'm gettin stoked bout dis comin seasons Spring nightcrawler hunts. Wit all dat snow we had dis winter and da on coming Spring rains it's lookin good. All we need is some a dem nice tunder storms wit warmer temps an zingo!

Just tinkin bout it is gettin me stoked! Madder a fact I'm gunna start mixin some worm bedding first ting in da mornin. ..... (I'll be gettin ready ta get ready)

Ya-Ya I know yer all waitin fur some reports. But, you'll just have ta wait ta see how things unfold dis Spring.

[glenn57]

  awe geez, wonder who there gonna bring in to solve the mystery of da crawler bandit?????????

criminal minds
FBI
seal team
swat
CSI crime scene investigations
NCIS
bull??????????????

hmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

awe geez, wonder who there gonna bring in to solve the mystery of da crawler bandit?????????

criminal minds
FBI
seal team
swat
CSI crime scene investigations
NCIS
bull??????????????

hmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are crime fighters as we speak  waitin in da wings to handle da job......

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[LPS]

Click on #1. 

[glenn57]

awe geez, wonder who there gonna bring in to solve the mystery of da crawler bandit?????????

criminal minds
FBI
seal team
swat
CSI crime scene investigations
NCIS
bull??????????????

hmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are crime fighters as we speak  waitin in da wings to handle da job......

Enlarge photos fur best viewing

yea you wish!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gunner55]

Click on #1. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Well da anticipation was to much fur me ta-day. Therefore wit da rain lightly commin down all night and dis mornin I knew better butt..... I decided ta take a ride over ta Da Crook County forest preserve just ta check out da conditions. Didn't bring none a my crawler collector equipment. Da one negative I discovered was dat da Crook County Road gang had left a mess!

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Seems dat day had filled tons of potholes wit asphalt wit out packin it down. So of course da park roads were a mess wit all dat loose asphalt spread all over da park roads! Dis is definitely not inviting to da worms. Dem critters always leave da grassy areas when it storms. Dat's what I count on. Dis way I can gather dem right on da pavements.
 Unfortunately dem brown beauties don't like da pavements when der full of gravel.
Maybe when da big storms show up all da gravel will wash down in-ta da sewer system.

"Meanwhile Back At Da Ranch" I mixed a big batch of worm bedding in anticipation of da big rains combined wit warmer wedder.

Almost Forgot......
I spotted NO! crawlers on today's venture just as I expected.

[HD]

 

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