What next?!?!?!

[mike89]

who's next for crying out loud...............

[Rebel SS]

Glenn!!!     

Grocery store conversation,

Glenn: "yer melons sure look tasty, Ma'am"......
Clerk: *SMACK*

     
                                       

Seriously, people and the system are way out of control.

[glenn57]

Glenn!!!     

Grocery store conversation,

Glenn: "yer melons sure look tasty, Ma'am"......
Clerk: *SMACK*

     
                                       

Seriously, people and the system are way out of control.

hmm????????? you heard ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

   

[Rebel SS]

My suggestions, when dealing with any woman, with all the sexual allegations flying around, to avoid any charges of sexual harassment:

1. Do not look anywhere except to stare into her eyes unflinchingly. You could be accused of leering at her breasts.

2. Do not shake hands, so you can't be accused of sliding yer hand to her nether regions.

3. Do NOT pat her on the back, butt, arm, hand, shoulder, foot, or head. You will be accused of fondling or groping.

4. NEVER attempt to give a woman a kiss or a "Peck on the cheek", such as under the mistletoe, etc. She will accuse you of trying to kiss another toe. (HD made me say that)

5. Never lean up or rub against her in any way, shape, or form. Ignore and burn all copies of the Bellamy Bros "if I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me".  They will be fired from the country music circuit soon.

6. Do not give any female the "thumbs up". She'll allege yer suggesting something else.

7. Do not wink at any woman. She'll interpret it as a sexual reference.

8. Make no reference to any type of fruit or veggies when around a woman, as it will just lead to accusations. "Nice melons there; want some of my banana; can we glaze the carrots, etc".

9. If you see a woman walking towards you, run like hell!!!!




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[Steve-o]

[mike89]

 

[Rebel SS]

In retrospect, if you follow my above nine rules in a bar, be aware it's possible a guy could come up to you and say "Thay there thailor, wanna buy me a drink? *BLINK*BLINK* Only go into a bar with close friends to avoid this situation.

Oh oh....am I gonna get fired now for THAT comment??!!     

[mike89]

cant't fire slave labor!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

cant't fire slave labor!!!!!

Hey! Dat right! I better talk to a Union guy.....

[glenn57]

yea now i read where Tom Hanks is accused of inappropriate touching!!!!!!!!! guess he was accused of inapprpriate touching  and groping wilson!!!!!!!!!!

[Rebel SS]

 

[Rebel SS]

Ruh roh....

[Rebel SS]

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[Bobby Bass]

59 years ago I kissed a girl in first grade, I am now worried if it is going to come back and haunt me.

[Rebel SS]

 

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[glenn57]

59 years ago I kissed a girl in first grade, I am now worried if it is going to come back and haunt me.

well bobby I might be in the same predicament. I grabbed my wife's hinder tonite, hope she don't scream harrassment!

[Rebel SS]

I told the NL I like popcorn balls......................................ruh roh...

[HD]

Next victim.....

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[Rebel SS]

It's not my fault! I was brought up watching THIS!!!   

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[Rebel SS]

You guys might haveta start a collection to bail me outta the pokey.....I swear if I hear "It's fake news" outta Trumpmouth one more time, I'm gonna fly to Washington and punch him in the nozzle.
He's like a friggin' 4 yo!!!!! "Bobby, I saw you take those cookies"...."No, I didn't"..."yes, you did"...."did not"......"nuh uh".....

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[Lee Borgersen]

You guys might haveta start a collection to bail me outta the pokey.....I swear if I hear "It's fake news" outta Trumpmouth one more time, I'm gonna fly to Washington and punch him in the nozzle.
He's like a friggin' 4 yo!!!!! "Bobby, I saw you take those cookies"...."No, I didn't"..."yes, you did"...."did not"......"nuh uh".....

Better reserve your plane tickets bro unless your just blowin smoke Or are you just speaking: "Fake News"

 

[Rebel SS]

Dat's from JANUARY 11th.....old news. Old news is FAKE NEWS. I need fresh, up to the minute, hot off the cathode tube to verify. Union-news-people verifiable. Gots to be the latest scoop....

[Lee Borgersen]

Dat's from JANUARY 11th.....old news. Old news is FAKE NEWS. I need fresh, up to the minute, hot off the cathode tube to verify. Union-news-people verifiable. Gots to be the latest scoop....

Here we go!   Sounds to me like someone is .................Back Peddling as we speak.


I best click da photo to see if I'm wrong.........

                 

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[Lee Borgersen]

ABC News Suspends Brian Ross for 4 Weeks Without Pay:

    ‘Effective Immediately’

 
  more fake news .....
ABC News has announced that Brian Ross would be suspended for four weeks without pay "effective immediately."

"It is vital we get the story right and retain the trust we have built with our audience - these are our core principles. We fell far short of that yesterday," the network said in a statement on Saturday. "Effective immediately, Brian Ross will be suspended for four weeks without pay."

Ross came under considerable fire on Friday after he erroneously reported on live television that then-candidate Donald Trump had instructed Michael Flynn to make contact with the Russians. In a correction seven hours later, the channel admitted that it was "President-elect" Trump who had made the request of Flynn -- a pretty significant difference.

ABC has sustained withering criticism from all corners of the internet since the error first became known Friday.

  ......
"We deeply regret and apologize for the serious error we made yesterday," the network continued in its latest statement. "The reporting conveyed by Brian Ross during the special report had not been fully vetted through our editorial standards process. "As a result of our continued reporting over the next several hours ultimately we determined the information was wrong and we corrected the mistake on air and online," it concluded.


It's not the first time (and won't be da last!) Ross has come under fire for playing fast and loose with the facts, either. In 2012, he falsely suggested that the Aurora shooter Jim Holmes had been a member of the Colorado Tea Party -- he was not.


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[Rebel SS]

FAKE NEWS BACKLASH!!!!!!! 

[Rebel SS]

Hey Lee....can ya borrow me some cash to get on dat plane to DC? Ol' Little Blabberbox has done it again...I'm packing right now.....    

Hot off da Gutenburg press:

December 03, 2017 08:26 AM

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Donald Trump says on Twitter that he never asked former FBI director James Comey to stop investigating his ex-national security adviser Michael Flynn.

Comey testified before Congress in June that Trump asked him if could see to "letting Flynn go." Comey said that request came a day after Trump forced Flynn to resign his White House post.

Trump said in Sunday's early morning tweet, "I never asked Comey to stop investigating Flynn. Just more Fake News covering another Comey lie!"

Flynn pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to the FBI and agreed to cooperate with special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election. Trump fired Comey as FBI director in May.

[Rebel SS]

Well, looks like I'll be flying to Washington. Blabmouth said it AGAIN this morning, when told he was "obstructing justice".....his response was "The President cannot obstruct justice....it's more fake news"...
What do we have to do to get rid of this room-temp IQ nitwit??!!  Donate to the RFTW today! 

(Reb's Flight To Washington)

[glenn57]

yea right........tis more like the RNLF......................... Reb-n- Neighbor Lady FUND!!!!!!!!!!!