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October 10/23/23, 12:28:40 PM Reply #2790

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Re: Just funnies.....
yes welcome Sharon!!!  I look at IDO at times so am glad you are checking this site out too!!!  you have already met Glenn so it's only up hill from there!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:
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October 10/23/23, 12:50:00 PM Reply #2791

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Welcome Sharon! Nothing wrong with Crocs. Actual unretouched photo of my feet taken moments ago in suburban Flanders ON. Glenn is jealous that he doesn't have them along with my Pioneer steak knife collection... :rotflmao:

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October 10/23/23, 01:29:17 PM Reply #2792

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 :pouty: :pouty:by they way Sharon............yuo'll notice.......if ya havent already....... :confused: :surrender: i get thoroughly verbally abused here!!!!  :surrender: :doah: :rolleyes: :rotflmao:
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October 10/23/23, 02:04:17 PM Reply #2793

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Nice to meet you.  Good idea with the Crocks.
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October 10/23/23, 03:41:38 PM Reply #2794

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Quote from: glenn57 on October 10/23/23, 11:54:34 AM
Sharon, you'll like it here........just a bunch of misfits and goofballs!!!!!! we even occasionally post hunting and fishing stuff!!!!! :rolleyes:
Ya, what Glenn said.
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October 10/23/23, 06:53:08 PM Reply #2795

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Re: Just funnies.....
Being a newbie here I havent figured the forums yet, but what I am asking for will work here too as it is kind of silly.
My grandson lately has been wetting the bed a lot , I have prevented him from drinking anything after 7 PM but his habits havent seemed to change yet.
You see, he is 12 years old and does this every dang night shortly after midnight.
 I know its normal for boys to do this but from the top of the dresser????
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October 10/23/23, 07:34:11 PM Reply #2796

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Re: Just funnies.....
This is one of my stories that I wrote for Glenn57 a few years ago, it so happened on that site that someone had asked for a bear tale, so I obliged with my own story.

A couple of years ago when on vacation near Bemidji I was out for a walk in the forest near our resort when I heard a bear snort not very far from me.
I lost my senses and instead of staying still I took off on a dead run.
that bear was right on my heels and I was sweating like Marilyn Manson at a Baptist revival

It let out a huge growl right in my ear and I knew I was going to die while on vacation, the funny thing was I was starting to get cold.
I didnt know if I was that exhausted and near death from running so hard for an old fat man or if it was the fact that bear had chased me from June clean into December.

I kept running and ran smack dab into a tree with a loud thump.
when I came to I realized that the FW had been snoring in my ear all that time and I had fallen out of bed and was cold from not having any blankets on me.

so there you have it, an  Iowaboy1 bear tale.
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October 10/25/23, 07:22:44 AM Reply #2797

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 :rotflmao:

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October 10/25/23, 08:05:00 AM Reply #2798

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Someone's been watching to much of The Golden Bachelor...  :embarrassed:  Just sayin'  :rotflmao:
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October 10/25/23, 08:06:12 AM Reply #2799

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Glenn's class mates sent that to him I heard!!!   
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October 10/25/23, 08:16:00 AM Reply #2800

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Geez Glenn, you are the one those cougars want.  Their little Glenny.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:   Actually are the turkey vulture type that you like.
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October 10/25/23, 08:20:11 AM Reply #2801

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Quote from: mike89 on October 10/25/23, 08:06:12 AM
Glenn's class mates sent that to him I heard!!!
:rotflmao: :confused: well that new guy from Iowa texted that to me.noone I know.
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October 10/25/23, 07:48:54 PM Reply #2802

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 :coffee:

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October 10/26/23, 05:05:58 AM Reply #2803

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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October 10/26/23, 09:05:18 AM Reply #2804

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Re: Just funnies.....
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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October 10/27/23, 03:57:39 PM Reply #2805

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Re: Just funnies.....
 ;)

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October 10/27/23, 04:01:04 PM Reply #2806

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Re: Just funnies.....
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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October 10/27/23, 04:03:46 PM Reply #2807

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Re: Just funnies.....
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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October 10/27/23, 04:19:23 PM Reply #2808

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:  At least the kid has his poop in a group....
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October 10/28/23, 05:22:34 AM Reply #2809

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October 10/28/23, 06:31:20 AM Reply #2810

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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October 10/29/23, 08:43:29 AM Reply #2811

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Re: Just funnies.....
 :drinking: Kinda sounds like when G and I go fishing...  :rotflmao:

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October 10/29/23, 08:45:47 AM Reply #2812

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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October 10/30/23, 11:57:45 AM Reply #2813

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Fish Humiliated After Being Reeled In By Little Girl With Princess Rod BabylonBee  ;)

BATON ROUGE, LA — A local fish was absolutely humiliated after being caught by a six-year-old girl wielding a flimsy pink princess rod.

"I'll never live this down," said Gary the fish as he swam away in shame. "How did I not see that coming?"

According to sources, six-year-old Madelyn was reeling in her slice of hot dog when she felt a slight tug on the line. "Daddy! Fishy fishy!" shouted Madelyn, jumping up and down. "Aww look at him! He looks so sad! Can we eat him??"

As Madelyn's dad pulled poor Gary off the hook, Gary took stock of his surroundings. "You've got to be kidding me," said Gary as he surveyed the princess pole. "Yup, that's a princess pole. Oh man, that girl is tiny. Please, big man, just go ahead and filet me. The boys in the pond are never going to let me hear the end of this."

At publishing time, Gary was wondering where this delicious new slice of hot dog floating in front of him had come from.

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November 11/05/23, 05:24:31 PM Reply #2814

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 :doah:

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November 11/06/23, 08:22:30 AM Reply #2815

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November 11/06/23, 08:58:35 AM Reply #2816

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
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November 11/07/23, 08:29:45 PM Reply #2817

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November 11/07/23, 11:21:03 PM Reply #2818

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Quote from: Dotch on October 10/23/23, 12:50:00 PM
Welcome Sharon! Nothing wrong with Crocs. Actual unretouched photo of my feet taken moments ago in suburban Flanders ON. Glenn is jealous that he doesn't have them along with my Pioneer steak knife collection... :rotflmao:
I can clearly see that you are in 2-wheel drive and not in 4-wheel drive for 2 reasons!

1st there is carpet on the floor!


2nd you don't have the heal strap around the ankles to put you into 4-Wheel Drive!!
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November 11/08/23, 09:29:04 AM Reply #2819

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Crocs are kinda handy when going in and outdoors as much as I do. In 2-wheel drive, it doesn't take much effort to dump the chore boots and slide into them. Helps keep from tracking dirt in the house. What surprises me is how warm my feet stay.


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