Just funnies.....

[LPS]

Oooh

[glenn57]

 

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[Iowaboy1]

True story of how the Christmas angel got to be on top of the tree.

One year up at Santa's castle things hadnt been going good for him, the conveyor that hauls the toys from the manufacturing plant to the warehouse broke down and no parts could be found in time.
If that wasnt enough, one of the elves told Santa Donner was sick as a dog and he needed to see him quickly so Santa took off for the barn where the reindeer were kept.
 As santa walked behind Donner poor old Donner unloaded his bowels in a most convincing way and drowned santa head to toe with reindeer pooh.

Santa stormed off back to the castle, stripped his clothes off and headed for the shower, he headed for his bedroom for clean clothes and stubs his large toe on a dresser bottom.
While screaming several cuss words he pauses at his bar and pours a large Pappy Van Winkle and fumbles the glass and watches in horror as it hits the floor busting all to heck and losing its pricey contents.

It was about that time there was a knock on the door and the Christmas angel walks in and innocently asks Santa:
Hey Santa! what do you want me to do with this tree??

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

True story of how the Christmas angel got to be on top of the tree.

One year up at Santa's castle things hadnt been going good for him, the conveyor that hauls the toys from the manufacturing plant to the warehouse broke down and no parts could be found in time.
If that wasnt enough, one of the elves told Santa Donner was sick as a dog and he needed to see him quickly so Santa took off for the barn where the reindeer were kept.
 As santa walked behind Donner poor old Donner unloaded his bowels in a most convincing way and drowned santa head to toe with reindeer pooh.

Santa stormed off back to the castle, stripped his clothes off and headed for the shower, he headed for his bedroom for clean clothes and stubs his large toe on a dresser bottom.
While screaming several cuss words he pauses at his bar and pours a large Pappy Van Winkle and fumbles the glass and watches in horror as it hits the floor busting all to heck and losing its pricey contents.

It was about that time there was a knock on the door and the Christmas angel walks in and innocently asks Santa:
Hey Santa! what do you want me to do with this tree??

always love that one!!!   

[Jerkbiat]

That is a good one. 😂😂

[LPS]

 

[glenn57]

 

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[mike89]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[Iowaboy1]

Deer hunting in Iowa

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[mike89]

dats a good one!!!   

[glenn57]

  was that when... awe never mind!!

[Iowaboy1]

was that when... awe never mind!!

Ya, thats when EPG and Chuck100 were down here, dang Chuck thought he heard sleigh bells and yelled out, hold my beer and watch this poop!!

[glenn57]

 

[glenn57]

 

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[mike89]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[HD]

   

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[mike89]

maybe!!   

[glenn57]

some of the members here made me that way!!!!!!!

[mike89]

some of the members here made me that way!!!!!!!

says the ring master!!!   

[Dotch]

 


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[glenn57]

 

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[HD]

 

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[LPS]

Isn't that interesting.  I have seen clips of her.   And I am still confused.  ??????   Good for her. 

[mike89]

no thanks!!

[LPS]

Oh I do agree, no thanks. 

[Sharon]

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[mike89]

got that crap right!!!