Just funnies.....

[tangle tooth]

      Wife is out and about in Mankato. I'm looking for a shop apron to wear when I'm doing greasy dirty jobs. My wife decided to give Home Depot a try.
      She tells one of their young female associates if the have shop aprons. The girl asked what a shop apron is. My wife told her. The girl asked a couple other associates if they carried shop aprons. No one knew what a shop apron is.
      She finally asked one of the more senior looking associates. He said they do not stock them. The young lady asked what a shop apron is. He looked at her and said "That's the bright orange thing you're wearing".
      "Oh".

[mike89]