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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 539615 times)

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Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Offline Iowaboy1

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Good one Glen.

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: hapened to you huh!!!! :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline savage270

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Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline glenn57

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 :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: best ones yet!!!!!!!! :happy1: hope the solar panels and wind turbines can keep up!!!! :rolleyes: :crazy:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline Iowaboy1

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Yep

Offline glenn57

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Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: boars cooking again.  :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: HD?
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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 ;)
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Offline Steve-o

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 :bonk:

Offline tangle tooth

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      Speak for yourself. I have an ample supply of stupid on hand. No danger of running out any time soon.
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

Offline glenn57

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      Speak for yourself. I have an ample supply of stupid on hand. No danger of running out any time soon.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline markn

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Christmas is just around the corner.. :happy1:
mm

Offline glenn57

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline glenn57

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 :shocked: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline Iowaboy1

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Sung to John Mellencamp’s
Jack & Diane 🎵

Little ditty about Fred and Mary Ann
Two American seniors livin’ in their Medicare nursing homes
Fred gonna be a shuffle board star
Mary Ann got bad knees so she can’t ride in the backseat of Fred’s old car

Sucking on a Geritol outside the doctor’s office feelin’ better it’s not the clap
Now Mary Ann tryin’ to be sittin on Fred’s happy lap
Got his hand between her arthritic knees

say "Hey Mary Ann lets run off
Behind a shady tree"
Dribble off those Depends an
Let me do what I please.

An Fred say
Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of shuffle board is gone
Oh yeah say life goes on
Long after the thrill of shuffle board  is gone, they walk on

Fred sits back collects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head and does his best Tom Jones
Well then Mary Ann, we oughtta run  away from these nursing homes
Mary Ann say “Fred, you ain't missing' no-thing”

And Fred say
Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of shuffle board is gone
Oh yeah say life goes on
Long after the thrill of shuffle board is gone,
Gonna let it rock
let it roll
Let Humana plan A & B come down
And save my soul
Hold on to seventy as long as you can
Changes come around real soon
Make us feel even older again….

Offline glenn57

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you sure you shouldn't of been a songwriter instead of a mechanic   :scratch: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline Iowaboy1

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Ive written a few parodies over the years but I didnt write that one Glenn.
 I got tossed out of school for rewriting a couple of books that the teacher found no humor in.
Horton feels a who,and Rumpled foreskin.

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Ive written a few parodies over the years but I didnt write that one Glenn.
 I got tossed out of school for rewriting a couple of books that the teacher found no humor in.
Horton feels a who,and Rumpled foreskin.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline tangle tooth

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Ive written a few parodies over the years but I didnt write that one Glenn.
 I got tossed out of school for rewriting a couple of books that the teacher found no humor in.
Horton feels a who,and Rumpled foreskin.
I'm afraid to ask if you did the illustrations, too.
I used to be cute and adorable. Then, I had my first birthday. Been downhill ever since.

Offline Steve-o

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 training-087

Offline LPS

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Will we be privy to those IA?

Offline Iowaboy1

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Okay but you have been warned, and you have to use your imagination.
One of the illustrations that upset the teacher the most, ( and you can guess which story ),
A gnats ass stretched over a rain barrel.

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 :scratch:
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Offline LPS

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Quarter pounder with cheese.   My gawd IA.  Now I am really curious.  LOL

Offline mike89

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and I have never had one!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!